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Olde Tyme Religion
More adventures in Koranic Science
2008-10-29

Following are excerpts from a program featuring Dr. Ahmad Al-Muzain, a Palestinian expert on Koranic science, which aired on Al-Aqsa TV on September 19, 2008:
Oh, boy. This should be good.
Ahmad Al-Muzain: The Prophet Muhammad said: "If a fly falls into your drink, you should dip it in the drink, and then dispose of the fly, because one of its wings bears a disease, and the other wing bears the cure." This hadith was included in the Al-Bukhari collection. This hadith makes it absolutely clear that the Prophet Muhammad confirmed a clear scientific fact: If a fly falls into a vessel – before a person drinks from this vessel, he should dip the fly in his drink, before disposing of it. Then he should drink the beverage, because it won't do him any harm. Why? Because one of the fly's wings bears the disease, and the other one bears the cure.
Where's the fly?
It's in there...

In Germany, the Church paid a very large sum of money to two scientists to disprove this hadith. Since this hadith appears in the Al-Bukhari collection, we cannot claim that it is unreliable or anything, and so they thought that if they could prove that this hadith contradicts science, they would be dealing a devastating blow to Islam.
Where does one view the Al-Bukhari collection? At Sears?
The scientists took samples from the wings of flies, and began to examine them, analyze them, and take samples from their surface, in order to expose what existed on each wing. The devastating result constituted a slap in the face. The truth was devastating, and it backfired on them.
Devastating, I tells ya! Devastating!!
The two scientists reached an astounding conclusion. They said that on one of its wings, the fly carries a huge amount of different types of bacteria, which adhere to it when it lands on rotting pieces of food that it eats. As for the other wing, Allah has given the fly the great ability to carry antidotes to these microbes.
Ha! Pasteur's got nuthin on us, Achmed!
When Bayer, one of the world's largest pharmaceutical companies, learned about this study, it derived great benefit from it. It established biological breeding farms, where they would raise flies and extract antibiotics from their wings – the strongest antibiotics in the whole world. This antibiotic was made into a course of five pills, which is given to the patients, and it is used – believe it or not, my brothers – to treat AIDS patients. It strengthens their immune system, and destroys all types of microbes with which they are afflicted. This is all thanks to the power of this antibiotic. Obviously, this antibiotic is very expensive, and one course costs more than $500, but it is very strong and effective. How did they discover it? From this hadith.
Y'know, I'll bet Bush made Bayer sit on the Amazing Fly Wing AIDS Cure...
Did the Prophet Muhammad have labs to carry out research? Did Abu Bakr know anything about entomology, parasitology, or bacteriology? Of course not. Absolutely not. So how did they make all these scientific accomplishments? The only logical conclusion is that this science was revealed to the Prophet Muhammad by the Creator.
Yeah...logical! That's the ticket!
Posted by:tu3031

#14  Wow, w/absolute fail safe logic such as this, how can anyone dare question that the koran is not the inerrant word of God?

sarc/off
Posted by: Spuque Gonque aka Broadhead6   2008-10-29 22:56  

#13  HMMMMMM, well, not to degrade anybody's traditional beliefs but in many OLDER ASIA-PACIFIC CULTURES E.G. PARTS OF THE PHILIPPINES, SE ASIA, PAPUA-NEW GUINEA, ETC. ITS "WORMS", i.e. believers deliber or consensually ingest themselves wid [harmless?]worm-infested/tainted foods usually in their indigenous ancient naturalist belief that it improves physical potency as well as satisfies links to ancient creation myths = social-hereditary rank. Also proclaimed to make food just taste better.
COMPARE TO BREATHING IN TOXIC VOLCANIC GASES-VAPORS, + DELIBERATE BITES VEE VENOMOUS SNAKES, SPIDERS, ETC .... TO SEE/FIND "GOD" + "VISION QUEST(S)"!?
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-10-29 22:47  

#12  Actually, you've been beaten up to that by Reality.

Given the weird-ass tangents the world is spinning off on these days, it is becoming harder and harder to write meaningful satire and parody without finding that that Reality(tm) has beaten you to the mark. I don't know how ScrappleFace manages to stay in business.

After reading the article and the comments about unislamic arithmetic operators, one might be forgiven for thinking that Muslims are the stupidest of all God's children.
Posted by: SteveS   2008-10-29 19:14  

#11  Drat! Found out did they, well our plan to continue to use the St. Andrew 'x' for multiplication is still in effect, and that the use of the Chinese invention of gunpowder disqualifies them from club paradise.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2008-10-29 19:07  

#10  Wait until they find out that the symbol for addition and powerline poles are crosses, and cogs are variations on the Star of David.

Actually, you've been beaten up to that by Reality... in 2005 there was a internal report that got leaked out of the french public education system that was making a summary of the "diversity"-caused problems (that was put much more PC-ly than that, but it was it), and one nice incident was young muslim kiddies refusing to use the "+" sign in arithmetics, as "it looked like a cross".
Posted by: anonymous5089   2008-10-29 15:57  

#9  Wait until they find out that the symbol for addition and powerline poles are crosses, and cogs are variations on the Star of David.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2008-10-29 15:39  

#8  Stand by for China to get into this act; only they will use the wrong wing.......
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2008-10-29 14:04  

#7  LOL ed.
Posted by: .5MT   2008-10-29 12:56  

#6  I'm guessing ALL of the 'good' ones.
Posted by: Hellfish   2008-10-29 12:36  

#5  A Google search indicates that Bayer doesn't make any HIV/AIDS drugs, let alone a fly-wing-derived one. And antibiotics are useless for viruses anyway. The Muslims made stuff up 1,300 years ago and they're still making stuff up today.
Posted by: Darrell   2008-10-29 12:35  

#4  Holy Jeezle,
I'm shaking my head in disbelief. Now someone quote me a figure of what percentage of muslimbs believe this shit.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2008-10-29 12:18  

#3  whew.Haven't heard a monlogue like that since I was in San Francisco in the '60s
Posted by: Crolusing and Tenille5094   2008-10-29 12:03  

#2  Waiter! Why isn't there a fly in my soup?
Posted by: ed   2008-10-29 11:03  

#1  So, from this guy, the very truth in the Master Religion™ lies in 1) its accuracy on baby pee, and 2) its accuracy on flies wings...

You know,... I can see why that Master Religion™ is so OBSESSED in bodily fluids, human excretions, in how and what people should eat, what bodyparts they must wash in what order before praying publically to show they're obedient rubes, etc, etc, ad nauseam and up to a somewhat ridiculous degree...

It's BECAUSe they've found those two elementary truths, and so didn't need to even question dogmas, go on theological disputations, examine their scriptures, try to figure what those stoopid Christian theologians spent literally centuries discussing, refuting, affirming, confronting,...

No, when you know your religion is true because it's right on pee, then, you don't have to do all that silly stuff.

Really, WHY exactly are we supposed to take those people seriously? Back in th emiddle ages, Christian theologians were aware and savvy about islam, but didn't even try to refute it, as it was seen as too pointless to do so, they saw it as a Christian heresy that was so recessive it was not even useful to intelligently debate it, why bother to clash minds with idiots? But now, with oil money and post-Christian multiculralism, we're supposed to pretend it's an "adult" religion, not some dumbass cult obsessed with bodily fluids. Nice.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2008-10-29 10:12  

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