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Home Front: Politix
Paris Hilton Tells Sarah Palin to Stop Hiding Her 'Hot Bod'
2008-10-10
Paris Hilton outlines what the White House would be like if she were president and doles out a little advice to Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, in an interview with Harper's Bazaar.

"My advice to Sarah Palin is, youÂ’ve got a hot bod; donÂ’t keep it to yourself," the socialite tells the magazine. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend."
You tell em Paris! I mean is there is an expert in Decour, style, and class its you! oh wait...
Hilton threw herself into the political arena in August when she released a Web video to get even with Republican presidential nominee John McCain for using her image in an ad mocking Barack Obama as an international celebrity.

In the video, she launched her "fake" presidential campaign, and followed it up Wednesday with another video, in which she solicited advice from actor Martin Sheen, who played the president on the television show "The West Wing."
I still think she'd make a better president than Obama. If nothing else it'll cause the Muzzies heads (both the bigger and the smaller) to explode.

Following up with some humor, she added, "I will also be wearing platform shoes when I meet with foreign dignitaries to accentuate my well-toned calves."
Posted by:CrazyFool

#5  Well good, thats solved. Now I can go back to watching camerin diaz trance around the shining path in Peru while wearing her Red Star t-shirt.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2008-10-10 13:01  

#4  So when Paris grows up she can dress like a tart and go campaigning. Maybe Mitch is right and she'll get elected. Couldn't be any worse than Obama.
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2008-10-10 11:31  

#3  I strongly suspect she knows more about economics than either candidate.
Posted by: Mitch H.   2008-10-10 10:53  

#2  Hopefully that means we'll only hear about her on election years.

We aren't that lucky.
Posted by: DarthVader   2008-10-10 10:33  

#1  So Paris seems to be aiming for the unique nitch of comic pseudo candidate, replacing Pat Paulsen.

Hopefully that means we'll only hear about her on election years.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2008-10-10 10:30  

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