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| HEGI - The High End Girlfriend Index |
| 2008-09-29 |
| There are signs that the sagging fortunes of the Wall Street titans are already being felt in myriad ways in the city. Renowned defense lawyer Edward W. Hayes, a self-described night owl, long ago developed two measurements for gauging the ups and downs of Wall Street: the HEGI and the HESI, which stand for High End Girlfriend Index and High End Stripper Index. When the financial sector's business is good, he said, the traders and bankers spend huge sums on high-end girlfriends and in the VIP rooms of Manhattan's pricey strip joints. Now, said Hayes, who represents many of the woman in the business, he is seeing evidence of the downturn. "The strippers are getting killed -- it's terrible," he said. "It really started in the last month. What they really need are the guys who go in and spend $500." |
| Posted by:Spaish Flomble3461 |
| #2 Quick! We need a Strippers of Wall Street Bailout! I think about 7 Billion should cover it. We'll let Eliot Spitzer administer it personally. I'm sure he's 'up' to it. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2008-09-29 22:13 |
| #1 Oh the humanity! |
| Posted by: WTF 2008-09-29 22:09 |