A listed terrorist ...
Not just a Biplobi, a listed terrorist ... |
Well, ya have to be registered in order to qualify for retirement benefits..... | ... was killed in an encounter between his accomplices and members of Rapid Action Battalion (RAB) at Purbo Shyampur in the city yesterday.
No clue where that is ... | The deceased was identified as Shayel Khan alias 'Killer Pandit,' 20. Son of Abul Kalam Khan in Barisal district, Killer Pandit was a close associate of Bara Miah and main killer of Shaheen group, RAB sources said.
Oh, a main killer. Just the kind of person the RAB wants to meet. | "Killer Pandit was wanted on twelve systems in a number of criminal cases, including murders," a RAB official said.
That's how he got the nickname, ya know ... | Being informed about the gathering of some illegal arms carrying miscreants at Purbo Shyampur, ...
shout-out to Mahmoud the Weasel ... | ... a team of RAB-10 raided the area at about 2:30am, RAB sources said.
Just about the magic witching hour. | Sensing the presence of RAB men, ...
"Hark, my spider-sense is tingling!" | ... the criminals started aimless firing on the elite force, forcing them to fire back that triggered a gun-battle.
Not a single bullet was embedded in a tree or wall so as to be recovered for ballistics. | "At one stage of the gunfight, Killer Pandit was caught in crossfire ...
... feets having failed him ... | Being stuffed into the trunk of the RAB squad car for hours will do that.. | ... and died instantly," ...
... said an eyewitness account of RAB.
And if you can't trust the account of an RAB eyewitness ... | Two RAB members were also injured in the encounter, ...
Hernia and a bruised ego ... | ... said a RAB official unwilling to disclose their names.
But we know they were Herb and Roger. | However, the elite force recovered a loaded pistol from the spot.
So the crazed Killer Pandit couldn't be trusted with a shutter gun ... |
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