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2008-09-19 |
Posted by:Anonymoose |
#8 How do you know a certain someone doesn't already have a lean against it. I mean a lot of people have sold their soul to the DNC and Zero and its not like you can do a title search. |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2008-09-19 21:09 |
#7 The starting bid is $1000 and thus far she's managed to procure zero bids. Imagine that. I believe the market has spoken. But something tells me she's not listening. |
Posted by: Mad Eye Unolump4468 2008-09-19 20:00 |
#6 How does she plan to deliver it: UPS, FedEx, or angels? What would a buyer do with such a thing from a total stranger? Eohippus Gling8621 tale makes sense when the parties know one another, but a stranger's soul? |
Posted by: trailing wife 2008-09-19 18:38 |
#5 The boobs come with it? |
Posted by: tu3031 2008-09-19 17:29 |
#4 I will confess, I once bought a dorm-mate's soul. A self-proclaimed atheist, he felt he could live without it. He priced it under a dollar, so I was able to make the investment without damaging my beer fund too badly. Oddly enough, or not, depending on your outlook, within several days he became nervous and down-right apprehensive about the transaction and wanted it back. After yanking his chain a bit, I sold it back to him, at a tidy profit, since I am a capitalist and also felt he needed to pay a penalty for not having the courage of his convictions. |
Posted by: Eohippus Gling8621 2008-09-19 15:10 |
#3 After the sale she will be a true liberal. |
Posted by: DoDo 2008-09-19 14:52 |
#2 You mean, "Hope and Change". |
Posted by: Anonymoose 2008-09-19 14:19 |
#1 Well, at least she's getting hard cash for it. We see so many give it away for promises of an undefined future. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2008-09-19 13:10 |