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| Chuck Norris endorses Sarah Palin! (Really!) |
| 2008-09-13 |
| Chuck Norris, Townhall.com Gov. Palin comes from a small town with small-town values. Sarah was sworn in as Alaska's youngest and first female governor, in 2006. This mother of five was tired of seeing government running amuck and awry and stepped into public service to reform it. And she has a clear and long record of doing just that: bucking the status quo, cutting taxes and government waste, reducing big government, establishing ethics committees, pursuing alternative energy, and being pro-family and pro-life (as witnessed by her choice to cherish her baby with Down syndrome and to support her 17-year-old daughter keeping her baby and marrying the father). The fact is far-left liberals don't know how to respond to strong, conservative female political leaders. They hail Hillary but try to impale Palin. But Sarah has sparred them many times before and has come out of the ring without a scratch. Sarah is so tough that she inspired a new tongue-in-cheek Web site (www.PalinFacts.com), which parallels the "Chuck Norris Facts" folklore Web site. It gives some mythical, yet complimentary "facts" about Sarah Palin's life, potential, character and career. Here are three of my favorites: --Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth. --Sarah Palin doesn't need a gun to hunt, because she can throw a bullet through an adult bull elk. --And my favorite: Sarah Palin is courageous and tough enough to shave Chuck Norris's beard -- and face off against his third fist disguised as a chin. All joking aside, one real fact about Gov. Palin is that both Sens. Barack Obama and Joe Biden are shaking in their boots over her candidacy and prospective appointment to the vice presidency. Obama talks about change, but McCain further lived out his commitment to reform with his choice of Palin to be his running mate. . . . Well done, Sen. McCain. You have rallied the conservative base and others who were still on the fence. You have thrown a political Hail Mary into the end zone of the District of Columbia and scored a touchdown. So move over, Mr. Smith, because Mrs. Sarah is going to Washington. Give 'em hell, Sarah! Give 'em hell! Remember, kids: Grizzly bears are known to sit upstream and trap oncoming salmon. Sarah Palin sits upstream and traps oncoming grizzly bears. |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #9 Favorite: Sarah Palin could teach you, but she'd have to charge. |
| Posted by: Scott R 2008-09-13 17:27 |
| #8 My favorite: Chuck Norris is Sarah Palin trapped in a man's body. |
| Posted by: Steve White 2008-09-13 14:41 |
| #7 tipper, wouldn't that violate the Geneva Convention? ;) |
| Posted by: Swamp Blondie in the Cornfields 2008-09-13 14:28 |
| #6 Yeah, but how does Goldie Hawn feel about Sarah? /sarc |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2008-09-13 13:55 |
| #5 Send Chuck Norris and Sara Palin to Afghanistan. The talibunnies will surrender in a week. Maybe they should start with Oprah's (the feminist who used to attend church with Uhbama) "Talibabes" |
| Posted by: tipper 2008-09-13 13:46 |
| #4 Send Chuck Norris and Sara Palin to Afghanistan. The talibunnies will surrender in a week. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2008-09-13 12:28 |
| #3 Bless you Sarah. Keep the same there as anywhere. |
| Posted by: newc 2008-09-13 11:10 |
| #2 My favorite: Death once had a near Sarah Palin experience... |
| Posted by: badanov 2008-09-13 11:08 |
| #1 My favorite is still "Global warming doesn't kill polar bears, Sarah Palin does - with her bare hands." |
| Posted by: DLR 2008-09-13 11:02 |