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LondonTimes: Kim Jong-Il dead since 2003?
2008-09-08
Is Kim Jong-il for real? The question has baffled foreign intelligence agencies for years but now a veteran Japanese expert on North Korea says the "dear leader" is actually dead -- and his role is played by a double.
I think that's my candidate for "Most Unlikely Story of the Year."
The expert says Kim died of diabetes in 2003 and world leaders including Vladimir Putin of Russia and Hu Jintao of China have been negotiating with an impostor.

No substantive policy decisions have been taken since North Korea joined nuclear disarmament talks in 2003
He believes that Kim, fearing assassination, had groomed up to four lookalikes to act as substitutes at public events. One underwent plastic surgery to make his appearance more convincing. Now, the expert claims, the actors are brought on stage whenever required to persuade the masses that Kim is alive.

The author has been derided by rival analysts of the hermetic communist state.
"Cheez!"
"Not that goofy nonsense!"
"Not even worthy of the Times!"
Yet so few facts are known about North Korea's ruling dynasty that some of the strange things reported in Professor Toshimitsu Shigemura's bestselling book cannot be readily explained. "Scholars don't trust my reasoning but intelligence people see the possibility that it will turn out to be accurate," he said. "I have identified and pinned down every source."

The book, The True Character of Kim Jong-il, cites sources from inside North Korea and from the intelligence services of Japan and South Korea. One of its principal claims is that a voiceprint analysis of Kim's speech at a 2004 meeting with Junichiro Koizumi, then the Japanese prime minister, did not match an authenticated earlier recording.

His book traces Kim's supposed demise to autumn 2003 when he vanished for about 42 days. Most analysts put this down to mourning for one of his wives, a power struggle inside the Kim dynasty or fear of an American strike.

Kim's poor health has been the subject of speculation for decades. The professor's contribution is to cite Russian and Chinese sources saying he had diabetes and illnesses of the heart, liver and lungs, with depression thrown in. There have been persistent reports that a stand-in appears for Kim at military parades and he is notoriously reclusive. He did not appear in public to receive the Olympic torch in Pyongyang on April 28.

The professor argues that no substantive policy decisions have been taken since North Korea joined nuclear disarmament talks in 2003.

South Korean analysts who attended two summits with Kim (before and after his supposed death) reported that he had indeed changed appearance. But that was because he had lost weight, quit smoking, given up cognac in favour of red bordeaux and coaxed the rest of the politburo onto a health kick.
Posted by:lotp

#8  Plausible, but improbable. But its certainly entertaining to speculate.
Posted by: OldSpook   2008-09-08 20:08  

#7  The two comparative photos do appear to be different people, with the latest one looking younger, but then cosmetic surgery can do wonders. Kim's vanity makes surgery a real probability, though.
Posted by: Danielle   2008-09-08 16:03  

#6  I think this guy's been reading too much Heinlein.
Posted by: mojo   2008-09-08 13:39  

#5  I'm thinking Diamonds are Forever, in which Bond had to kill Ernst Stavro Blofeld's impersonator, because having more than one Charles Gray doing the Time Warp would have been intolerable.

Now imagine KJI dressed up as Dr. Frankfurter and doing the Time Warp again.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2008-09-08 10:53  

#4  Moon Over Parador Pyongyang.
Posted by: tu3031   2008-09-08 10:47  

#3  I always wondered if he was replaced after the big train accident, but that was in 2004, not 2003.
Posted by: Betty Grating2215   2008-09-08 10:44  

#2  Why bother?
Posted by: Gladys   2008-09-08 05:48  

#1  Ditto for SADDAM HUSSEIN [stroke], ala RUMORMILLNEWS???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-09-08 01:27  

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