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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Utah gets an assist in drug war... from a bear!
2008-09-04
GARFIELD COUNTY, Utah — With all of the recent marijuana grow seizures in Utah, a large bear in Garfield County decided to help "attack" the problem.

On Tuesday, Garfield County Sheriff Danny Perkins, sheriff deputies and U.S. Forest Service personnel discovered a marijuana grow on the east side of Durfey Creek on Boulder Mountain. But what makes this grow different is that it had been initially raided by a giant bear.

Deputies found pipes chewed in half, food containers ripped apart and strewn everywhere, cans with bear teeth marks all over them, claw marks and bear prints across the camp, including giant bear claw scratches where people typically carve their name into a tree.

"This bear is definitely law-enforcement minded," Perkins said. "If I can find this bear, I'm going to deputize him."
Posted by:OldSpook

#6  bears are omniverous...this seems like a good match
Posted by: Frank G   2008-09-04 21:20  

#5  "Gee Yogi, I don't think the Ranger is gonna like this." - Boo-Boo
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2008-09-04 14:26  

#4  I'm surprised they didn't mention all the shredded Dorito bags they found too.
Posted by: Dar   2008-09-04 13:54  

#3  "if I can find this bear, I'm going to deputize him"...

then he really WILL be Smokey the Bear...
Posted by: Querent   2008-09-04 12:54  

#2  "In the forest if a pine needle drops the eagle sees it, the deer hears it, the bear smells it."

Or something like that.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2008-09-04 10:56  

#1  Drug deal gone bad. That bear is a pothead, who possibly got the munchies, and he's an alcoholic as awell. Book his furry butt.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2008-09-04 04:34  

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