The federal government has decided to rename the NWFP as Pakhtunkhawa, Samaa TV reported.
| That's because NWFP's at war with the NATO and the U.S. Rather than get their butts kicked, they're pretending to be somebody else doing the same thing. It probably makes sense if your turban's real tight. |
The channel said the decision was made in a meeting between an Awami National Party delegation and Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani on Monday. It said that ANP chief Asfandyar Wali assured Gilani that his party would support Asif Zardari in the presidential election.
| "And in return, we're gonna rename ourselves Guatamala. The U.S. would never beat up on Guatamala. Hell, they like Guatamala!" |
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