The Hiz'b insist that this was an accident.Bar of soap? Banana peel? Shoes untied?
Loose guardrail. Call OHSA ...
Expect more accidents in the near future.
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| Hizb'allah Security Honcho Dies By Falling Off Of a Building |
| 2008-08-29 |
| The Hiz'b insist that this was an accident. Bar of soap? Banana peel? Shoes untied? Loose guardrail. Call OHSA ... Expect more accidents in the near future. |
| Posted by:charger |
| #11 "I don't know...shot himself in the back of the head 2 times then jumped off the roof. Very odd." |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2008-08-29 22:25 |
| #10 Darwin gets the chocolate for that one... (natural selection in action!) |
| Posted by: Querent 2008-08-29 20:27 |
| #9 Very simple really. Stepped on a stick of dynamite and it rolled out from underneath his foot. |
| Posted by: gorb 2008-08-29 20:15 |
| #8 Obviously the roof wasn't very secure. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2008-08-29 19:48 |
| #7 Jameel: "I would like to take flying lessons". Boss: "OK, come with me to the roof". Jameel: "Now what?" Boss: You have to jump off, aim at the ground, and miss. You seem to be pretty good at missin your target". Jameel: "Here I gooooooooo........SPLAT!" |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2008-08-29 19:33 |
| #6 Hizb'air. |
| Posted by: Spike Uniter 2008-08-29 18:29 |
| #5 Methinks some Lebo army guys weren't happy their heli navigator got shot dead yesterday. Seems like payback's a biatch. |
| Posted by: Scooter McGruder 2008-08-29 17:32 |
| #4 "Come with me, Jameel, we need to go up on the roof for a gravity check." "Sure thing, boss. . . . Uh, one question." "Yes, Jameel?" "What's a 'gravity check.' I never done one before." "It is very simple. Let me show you. Stand here." "Okay." "Now, you stand there, and I . . . PUSH YOU OFF THE BUILDING LIKE THIS!" "Aaaaiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!" Splutch! "Ah, well done Jameel! See, the gravity is still working fine." |
| Posted by: Mike 2008-08-29 16:44 |
| #3 It's not the fall that kills, it's the sudden stop. Hope it hurt, Hizzie. A LOT. |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2008-08-29 16:32 |
| #2 Tough day for terrorist scumbags... Gaza – Ma'an – Sherif Zaqqout, a senior leader of the Al-Qassam Brigades, died of a heart attack in the city of Jabalia in the northern Gaza Strip. The Brigades, part of the military wing of Hamas, sent the news in a statement on Friday morning. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2008-08-29 16:30 |
| #1 Ahhh, "obscure curcumstances". I'll add it to my list. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2008-08-29 16:19 |