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Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World
2008-08-27
Fourteen-time Olympic gold medalist and SeaWorld main attraction Michael Phelps returned to his seven-million-gallon water tank Wednesday to resume his normal schedule of performing in six shows a day for marine park crowds every day of the week.

Phelps, the 6'4", 200-pound aquatic mammal, and the first ever SeaWorld swimmer to be raised in captivity by foster swimmers (Mark Spitz and Dara Torres), was recaptured by trainer Bob Bowman in a hoop net baited with an entire Dutch apple pie following Phelps' final Olympic event last Sunday. Phelps was then tethered to the rudder of a container ship bound for St. Petersburg, guided down local waterways, and introduced back into his home habitat, the tank in SeaWorld's 5,500 seat stadium, known to park officials and visitors alike as "Phelps' Happy Harbor."

"Michael seemed really excited to be back," said Bowman, adding that the male swimmer became playful upon entering his tank, breaching the water and sounding repeatedly. "He just started swimming freestyle and backstroke, and only stopped to slide belly first onto the tank's platform so he could be fed dozens of fried egg sandwiches."

Posted by:Spot

#6  Phelps father finally sited.
Posted by: Besoeker   2008-08-27 20:24  

#5  "I think more people would actually pay to watch him eat his 12000 calories a day."

I think a fair number would pay to help him eat them, tu. ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2008-08-27 19:40  

#4  Heh. With PETA apparently on the verge of buying Sea World and replacing all the live exhibits with virtual ones this might actually happen.
Posted by: AzCat   2008-08-27 18:04  

#3  The Onion...
Posted by: rjschwarz   2008-08-27 16:09  

#2  I think more people would actually pay to watch him eat his 12000 calories a day.
Posted by: tu3031   2008-08-27 12:56  

#1  First line actually caught me.

"He works at sea world?" "Wait, he performs?" "That can't be right"
Posted by: john frum   2008-08-27 12:00  

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