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Today's Idiot
2008-08-19
Almost a Darwin Award winner.
Posted by:Bob

#7  This is a good reason to put razor wire on top of your fences; to keep these transients out.
Posted by: lollypop   2008-08-19 17:09  

#6  What an idiot. Kitesurfing is dangerous enough, but doing it in near-hurricane force winds...idiot. Kitesurfing is dangerous for the very reason that it is too easy to get "launched" and too hard to quickly depower your kite. You can't just drop your sail like you can on a windsurfer.

My nephew was seriously injured last September near Tampa when a front went over where he was kiting and he got dragged then launched. He hit a powerline, was electrocuted and dropped 30' onto a barrier. That either the electrocution or the fall didn't kill him is a miracle. That both didn't kill him is a real miracle. He is pretty much back to full strength now.

I've windsurfed for 25 years. Not going to go kiting any time soon.
Posted by: remoteman   2008-08-19 15:07  

#5  Next thing you know, some guy will try to fly a lawn chair with helium balloons; using a pellet gun for 'altitude control.'
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2008-08-19 14:23  

#4  Woah! That's gotta hurt!
Posted by: tu3031   2008-08-19 10:56  

#3  Yeah, he's a dumbass, but who would have expected a water spout?
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2008-08-19 10:32  

#2  He's in Florida, there he is just a garden variety idiot.
Posted by: Harry Glereling1378   2008-08-19 07:42  

#1  Takes a 'special' kind of idiot to do that in a storm.
Posted by: Mad Eye   2008-08-19 04:23  

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