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| Chihuahuas provoke baton attack on nude beach |
| 2008-07-29 |
| PORTLAND, Ore. -- A nude sunbather was arrested for attacking a dog owner with a baton on a local beach. Multnomah County investigators said the 45-year-old rafter pulled ashore at Sand Island near Rooster Rock Thursday with his four children and two Chihuahuas. The dogs ran ashore towards a nude beach, and deputies said it was then the naked suspect started hitting them with a collapsible, police-type baton. |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #3 Naked aggression? |
| Posted by: James Carville 2008-07-29 22:51 |
| #2 Wooly Bully! |
| Posted by: Sheba Sheamble5056 2008-07-29 20:20 |
| #1 "Thems were going for my bacon bits" might be the only defense the dude has. Otherwise, he's naked to the assault charge. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2008-07-29 19:26 |