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Smoking ban leads to new religion
2008-07-16
Café owners in the Netherlands are joining religious movement known as the One and Universal Smokers Church of God, the Telegraaf reports on Wednesday.

‘We stand firmly behind the church’s teachings and that is smoking,’ Cor Busch, owner of the former Lindeboom café in Alkmaar told the paper. ‘Smokers are being discriminated against… but a beer and a cigarette belong together.’

Smoking has been banned in Dutch bars since July 1.

Several dozen bars have joined the movement which claims the Dutch constitution and European rules give it legitimacy under the right to freedom of religion, the paper says.

People who join the church get a membership card entitling them to smoke inside the building. Worshippers believe in the trinity of smoke, fire and ash and honour their god by smoking.

Church founder Michiel Eijsbouts says café owners who are trying to get round the ban on smoking will not be allowed to join. The church, he says, takes smoking very seriously.

‘It has ritual aspects, it is something you experience and we follow our faith very strictly,’ he told the Telegraaf.
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#8  I'm all for Meatism. I'm a Meatist! I worship at the alter of the Divine Fillet Mignon, but we don't discriminate against other kinds of Meat.
Posted by: Grease Dark Lord of the Algonquins9226   2008-07-16 20:52  

#7  It didn't work for the snake handlers.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2008-07-16 20:34  

#6  I'm still in the dark 'bout how a legal product (for adults) can be prohibited / banned...just curious.
Posted by: WolfDog   2008-07-16 20:23  

#5  Kinda like the Rastafarians...except they smoke different shit.
Posted by: tu3031   2008-07-16 12:57  

#4  I'm a strict adherent to BOURBONISM.
In fact, I'm a real zealot.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2008-07-16 11:43  

#3  And lets not forget Kwanzaa.

And isn't the Jedi religion alive?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2008-07-16 10:39  

#2  Pastafarianism!!!
Posted by: DarthVader   2008-07-16 10:32  

#1  Hey, don't laugh, inventing a religion worked for Scientology here in the US.
Posted by: OldSpook   2008-07-16 10:19  

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