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Homosexual mobsters can never escape deadly bullets |
2008-07-16 |
Pravda Life does not seem to be easy to people with unconventional sexual orientation. The general public, relatives and acquaintances condemn and humiliate homosexual individuals nearly every day. However, Italian mafia mobsters are the ones who suffer from this problem most. "You said it, boyfriend! It's hard enough to look fabulous in dark suits and dark ties that are so five-decades-ago, but when you accessorize with Thompson submachine guns--we're talking fashion disaster!" ![]() "In the category of 'Best Comic Use of Understatement in an Online News Story,' the winner is . . . Pravda! for the sentence:" Anyone who stands out from the group will have severe problems, including death. . . . US gangsters are somewhat more loyal to their colleagues' predilections, although they do not welcome homosexual liaisons in their environment either. "Dere was dis guy, Vinnie, he was, you know, one a' dem preverts, knowhatImean? Anyway, he gets dis crush on Guido da Hitman, says he wants to sleep wit 'im. He's sleepin' all right--sleepin' wit da fishes!" For example, it became known in 2003 that a mafia clan lynched one of their companions who had been tempted into bad ways. A mobster testified at court that they had preferred to keep the story a secret not to wash the dirty linen in public, although the story was later included in an episode of The Sopranos series. (So much for "not washing the dirty linen," I guess!) |
Posted by:Mike |
#3 Vito Spatafore can play two games of pool at once...so? |
Posted by: Frank G 2008-07-16 21:06 |
#2 I love you johnnycakes. |
Posted by: penguin 2008-07-16 20:51 |
#1 "Lynched one of their companions" > I'm no Mafia Pert but methinks this particular Goodfella did something more severe/dangerous to his cohorts' interests than simply prac his personal = preferred sexuality??? |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-07-16 20:03 |