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2008-06-13 |
![]() What? Dhimmis won't allow you to say "Oh God!" in church now? Their lawyer said they had been drinking all night and realized they had gone too far. The lawyer told the area's local newspaper on Wednesday the couple met with the local bishop on Tuesday night, asked for his forgiveness and that he had given it. Last week the bishop celebrated a "Mass of reparation" in the cathedral where the confessional box incident took place to make up for the sacrilege. |
Posted by:gorb |
#4 Middle Class Guy, Be thankful. You're also missing some nobleman boinking your wife first! Al |
Posted by: Frozen Al 2008-06-13 11:39 |
#3 Only with the advent of the middle classes did it become the prudish and superstitious rituals we know today. Gee- Thank you, Perfesser!!! I didn't know what I was missing. Now I am depressed. |
Posted by: Middle Class Guy 2008-06-13 10:08 |
#2 Gives new meaning to Oh G-d, I'm coming |
Posted by: Beavis 2008-06-13 09:32 |
#1 Sex in church has long been a silly thing. Back in the middle ages, marriage was bawdy, often with nudity degenerating into an orgy. Priestly rites were half-and-half Christian and pagan, and only the upper classes were particularly formal, as marriages were arranged for financial and political reasons. Only with the advent of the middle classes did it become the prudish and superstitious rituals we know today. |
Posted by: Anonymoose 2008-06-13 09:22 |