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| Iraq |
| Haji and Muji run an errand, on foot again |
| 2008-06-10 |
| Hi boss, this is Haji, me and Muji went down to Kabob Bell to pick up the Soddy migrant workers like you had requested. They were still milling around so we put two in the truck while Muji and I ducked out to the Farouk U Sadr Mosque for a quick prayer. While at the Mosque I wanted to see if we would qualify for any virgins if we were killed in a traffic accident with the Infidels. You know that Muji, what a one track mind, all he wanted to know was will he be reunited with his goat in Paradise. Well, anyway when we got back to the pick up site at Kabob Bell the truck and the sandbacks were gone. I can tell you though they left one hell of a mess. There is scrap metal all over the place. Also there is some sort of red smog hanging over the area. Maybe the proper term is not smog but blog. Anyway, me and Muji will start hoofing it (camel toeing) to work. |
| Posted by:GolfBravoUSMC |
| #3 Thanks GBUSMC. These guys deserve their own show. |
| Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2008-06-10 20:53 |
| #2 Inshallah, Intelligent Design outcomes. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2008-06-10 20:45 |
| #1 While at the Mosque I wanted to see if we would qualify for any virgins if we were killed in a traffic accident with the Infidels. Stop! Stop! Stop! Ima plum Out Of Virgins of any kind even Goats G'damnit!! Thoes G'Damn infidels clipped sooo many Mujis last year we plum ran OUT of Virgins this year! Tell all the SplodyDopes that Ima giving out 72 tubes of Black Virgin whack-off cream instead! Made in China but i did said hocus-pocus over dem |
| Posted by: Allah 2008-06-10 20:39 |