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| Police nab man claiming to be either Christ or George Bush, he wasn't quite sure |
| 2008-06-10 |
| A Jefferson County Jail inmate has quite a tale to tell about how he got there. The nude man claimed to be Jesus Christ and George Bush when sheriff's deputies shot him with a stun gun after he ignored their commands. A motorist spotted the 30-year-old standing nude in the middle of Alabama [highway] 79 early Friday morning and called police. The man struggled with police and was shot with a Taser four times before they subdued him and put him in handcuffs and leg irons. He told the deputies he was Jesus Christ and George Bush "When he said that, he told him we'd sic Nancy Pelosi on him if he didn't come along quietly." and could break the handcuffs. Police say he appeared to be intoxicated. No! yer kidding. The man was charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #6 ...The nude man claimed to be Jesus Christ and George Bush...and could break the handcuffs. You know, Michael Moore hasn`t been seen in public recently.... I wonder why? |
| Posted by: BigEd 2008-06-10 13:13 |
| #5 Jesse Ventura |
| Posted by: Icerigger 2008-06-10 12:45 |
| #4 Two of my brothers in law are Jefferson County Sherriff"s Deputies. I'll hafta find out what they know. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2008-06-10 11:30 |
| #3 Christ or Bush? Doesnt matter - the Libs want to crucify either of them if they come around again. (not saying Bush is Christ-like, just that the libs these days are more concerned about punishing those they hate than actually promoting liberty or helping people in any genuine fashion) |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2008-06-10 10:28 |
| #2 Jesus Christ, George Bush and the Holy Ghost of Vince Lombardi. |
| Posted by: Elmanter Panda3846 2008-06-10 09:35 |
| #1 Resisting arrest, ya say? That explains why he needed four tasers. Too many ohms. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2008-06-10 09:27 |