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Kiwi man convicted of assault with hedgehog |
2008-05-31 |
![]() William Singalargh (27) was fined for assault and offensive behaviour by a court in the east coast North Island city of Whakatane after a more serious charge of assault with a weapon -- the hedgehog -- was dropped. Singalargh claimed he was not the hedgehog hurler, but Judge Ian Thomas preferred the evidence of other witnesses who identified him by the bright orange trousers he was wearing. The 15-year-old boy was returning home with two friends when he was confronted by four men on the road outside his home, the court was told. Singalargh was holding a hedgehog and asked the boy: "Do you want to wear a hedgehog helmet?" After the boy declined, Singalargh threw the prickly weapon, leaving a large red welt and four quills lodged in his hip. When the boy's mother intervened to prevent a second throw, Singalargh pulled down his trousers and exposed his buttocks. |
Posted by:Fred |
#3 I prefer a Sawed off Dobie. |
Posted by: George Smiley 2008-05-31 09:00 |
#2 Outlaw hedgehogs and only outlaws will have hedgehogs. |
Posted by: Glenmore 2008-05-31 08:21 |
#1 Just a guess, but I suspect enormous quantities of alcohol were also involved... |
Posted by: PBMcL 2008-05-31 01:06 |