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Researchers retrieve authentic Viking DNA from 1,000-year-old skeletons |
2008-05-29 |
![]() Wearing protective suits, the researchers removed the teeth from the jaw at the moment the skeletons were unearthed when they had been untouched for 1,000 years. The subsequent laboratory procedures were also carefully controlled in order to avoid contamination. Analysis of the Viking DNA showed no evidence of contamination with extraneous DNA, and typing of the endogenous DNA gave reproducible results and showed that these individuals were just as diverse as contemporary humans. A reliable retrieval of authentic DNA opens the way for a valuable use of prehistoric human remains to illuminate the genetic history of past and extant populations. The next logical step is to clone them, which will lead to hordes of cloned Vikings burning and pillaging in a theatre near you. |
Posted by:Mike |
#11 HORIZON ONE Boyz, versus BLADERUNNER [Femme Replicants]. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-05-29 23:04 |
#10 Would they do well in sand? |
Posted by: gorb 2008-05-29 17:24 |
#9 Clone them and when they reach 14 years, set them to plundering our enemies. |
Posted by: McZoid 2008-05-29 15:12 |
#8 They have concluded that they came from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow. The researchers now hope to drive their ships to new lands to fight the horde, sing and cry, "Valhalla, I am coming!" Funded by a grant from the National Science Foundation, they'll sweep with thrashing oar, and their only goal will be the western shore. |
Posted by: Mike 2008-05-29 14:04 |
#7 Kows wit Guns > Viking Kittens |
Posted by: Ebbereck Darling of the Weak9776 2008-05-29 13:39 |
#6 If cloning is what it takes to make some more Europeans I am four-square in favor of it. |
Posted by: Excalibur 2008-05-29 13:05 |
#5 The cats were great! |
Posted by: Icerigger 2008-05-29 12:48 |
#4 Yes, a whole air mobile contingent sweeping into and reclaiming Oslo, blaring Wagner all the way. And they could even do it without firearms. The seeds of the Ygdrisil. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2008-05-29 11:51 |
#3 They have concluded that they came from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow. Well, cloning human vikings is only a logical step, as they've already cloned viking kittens. |
Posted by: anonymous5089 2008-05-29 11:02 |
#2 Modern northern europeans sure could use some genetic stock improvement from their viking ancestors. Just don't overdo it, we wouldn't want them rampaging their way through the known world again. |
Posted by: anonymous5089 2008-05-29 11:01 |
#1 They have concluded that they came from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow. |
Posted by: Grenter Protector of the Geats4975 2008-05-29 11:01 |