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Gecko in egg 'must have crawled up cloaca'
2008-05-16
The Australian Egg Corporation has expressed surprise at the discovery of a gecko inside a chicken egg. Darwin doctor Peter Beaumont was cooking dinner when he cracked open the egg and found the dead gecko inside the shell. Health authorities say the discovery is nothing to be alarmed about and it is being examined at a laboratory.

The research and development program manager with the Egg Corporation, David Witcombe, says he has never heard of such a case before. "Certainly the gecko wouldn't have been ingested by the bird. It would be physically impossible for it to make its way from the digestive tract into the area where the egg's formed.

"So it's a case of the gecko actually making its way through the cloaca of the bird and onto the developing egg."
Posted by:Oztralian

#15  LOL, Angie - I was in love with you, sight unseen, based on your name: Angie. All "Angie's" are hawt! Now I know you control Geckos! ;-)
Posted by: Frank G   2008-05-16 21:18  

#14  I encourage them to live on my property.

I'll send you some.

Posted by: Angie Schultz   2008-05-16 20:00  

#13  A new coloquialism is in order: "You are one sick gecko!"
Posted by: twobyfour   2008-05-16 18:54  

#12  See? It can happen accidentally!!
Posted by: Richard Gere   2008-05-16 13:33  

#11  ...the gecko actually making its way through the cloaca...

Is this a chicken version of the gerbil up the tailpipe?
Posted by: DarthVader   2008-05-16 10:55  

#10  Where I live is plagued with geckos.

Plagued? You should count your blessings, the eat lots of insects and are quite useful. I encourage them to live on my property.
Posted by: Helmuth, Speaking for Angose2986   2008-05-16 09:37  

#9  geckos eat their weight in bugs and spiders every 15 seconds.

well.. the one I knew did...
Posted by: RD   2008-05-16 09:35  

#8  I never worry about strange noises in the night, I just figuring it's one of the Geckos.
Posted by: Goober Sheart1231   2008-05-16 08:20  

#7  Where I live is plagued with geckos. I bet Guam is too. Hence Joe's squeamishness.

My second or third night in my new apartment, I got up to investigate noises, and found a big fat gecko clinging to the ceiling above my bed. It did not attempt to sell me car insurance.
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2008-05-16 08:12  

#6  Because it was in the chicken.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2008-05-16 07:36  

#5  Why did the gecko cross the road?
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2008-05-16 07:25  

#4  But did the chicken save on his car insurance?
Posted by: john frum   2008-05-16 06:32  

#3  I believe it.
Posted by: gorb   2008-05-16 04:39  

#2  FARK.com > What has been learned, cannot be un-learned, BUT WE'RE GONNA GIVE IT A D ***NG GOOD TRY, YOU BETCHA!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-05-16 00:19  

#1  D *** NG IT, thats too much information!?
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-05-16 00:17  

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