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| Men become impotent because of women's low-cut dresses and bare legs |
| 2008-05-13 |
| A statement issued by Omar the Mad Mohammedan Mullah said: Nyah..nyah...told ya, see the Koran was right all along. Russian physiologist Leonid Kitaev-Smyk has stated that most male diseases are caused by women who adhere to provocative clothes and behaviour. As a result, the Western civilization gradually turns into the society of sexually unsatisfied men and eventually unsuccessful and physically unhealthy men, the scientist considers. |
| Posted by:tipper |
| #19 No. It's caused by PMS. End of story. |
| Posted by: Icerigger 2008-05-13 22:45 |
| #18 Glad to see you aren't in jail, Darth. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2008-05-13 19:05 |
| #17 You must remember despite the lies, there seems no shortage of Russian Babies. Umm... yes there is. Russia's population is collapsing. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2008-05-13 18:12 |
| #16 . . . women dig a grave for menÂ’s health with their bare legs and low-cut dresses . . . Ummmm, remember this is Russia, where snow and ice are common as winter rain, summer is short, so I guess he'd be somewhat right, it's hard to appreciate a frozen-blue bikini clad babe. Once inside, now that's another story, poke up the fire, and strip. You must remember despite the lies, there seems no shortage of Russian Babies. |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2008-05-13 16:10 |
| #15 He better stick to grain alcohol and rainwater, so those provocative women will not sap and impurify all of his precious bodily fluids. |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2008-05-13 15:27 |
| #14 Thanks for that visual BP, i'll stick to gawking at bosoms and legs, than kew verry much. Hey, its a tough job, somebody's gotta do it....... |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2008-05-13 15:17 |
| #13 Maybe Buggery is good for the prostate? |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2008-05-13 13:28 |
| #12 Arabs have the lowest rates of prostate cancer. My theory is that Anglo women carry the pesky critter that causes prostate problems. Sheep, on the other hand, do not. |
| Posted by: OyVey1 2008-05-13 12:56 |
| #11 Weird fetish, but to each his own. |
| Posted by: Thinerong Pelosi7252 2008-05-13 12:45 |
| #10 I guess I've been doing Civil War Reenacting too long. Whenevr I see a pretty lady at an event I wonder what she would look like in a Bell Gown. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2008-05-13 12:35 |
| #9 Doesn't seem to have that effet on me. |
| Posted by: JFM 2008-05-13 11:59 |
| #8 I'm willing to risk it. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2008-05-13 11:06 |
| #7 If you've ever tooled around eastern Europe, you will more likely suffer from whiplash than a rotting prostate. |
| Posted by: ed 2008-05-13 10:29 |
| #6 Looking at women in low cut dresses and bare legs gives men a growing problem indeed. My kids would say that whoever wrote this drivel is "Teh Ghey." |
| Posted by: doc 2008-05-13 10:16 |
| #5 What if a person is turned on by the burqa instead of the bikini? There's a case of inventing premises to fit your conclusions--in other words hogwash. A article for publication in the Journal of Irreproducible Results. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2008-05-13 09:44 |
| #4 . . . women dig a grave for menÂ’s health with their bare legs and low-cut dresses . . . That's a risk I'll just have to take. Bring it on, ladies! I'm not scared. |
| Posted by: Mike 2008-05-13 08:52 |
| #3 The source is Pravda. 'Nuff said. |
| Posted by: Gliling Lumplump3518 2008-05-13 06:59 |
| #2 A little problem? DUH! Got it! ;-) |
| Posted by: twobyfour 2008-05-13 01:46 |
| #1 I think Leonid Kitaev-Smyk has a little problem.... |
| Posted by: Dogsbody 2008-05-13 01:26 |