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Another Dimwhit Discovers 'Global Warming' Aint
2008-05-10
South African snow adventurer Correne Erasmus-Coetzer has been forced to abandon her dream of becoming the first African woman to cross the icy continent of Greenland on foot. The dream came to an end this week when the expedition of nine men and women came up against a ferocious wind and snow storm, and rapidly dwindling food supplies, as they approached the quarter-way mark of their 550km slog from the east to west coast of Greenland, across the Arctic Circle.
I'd have given up my dream of slogging across the continent of Greenland when I discovered it's not a continent, merely an island that looks bigger than it is on Mercator projection maps.
Erasmus-Coetzer was hoping to create awareness about global warming and raise money for the Durban-based Wilderness Leadership School.
But the weather had a chilling effect on her ambitions...
In a satellite phone message posted on her on expedition website, a disappointed Coetzer said the future of the journey had been in the balance for several days, but a decision was taken on Wednesday to turn back.
"Captain! We must turn around and go back! We will freeze! If we don't freeze we will fall off the edge of the world!"
Erasmus-Coetzer said the conditions in Greenland were worse than anything she had experienced during previous expeditions to the North and the South Poles.
"It's true. Y'see, global warming drops the temperature of the ocean's currents. The heat shrinks continents to the size of islands that look bigger than they are on Mercator projections. When things compress like that, their temperatures get lowered. That's why it's so cold in Greenland: Global Warming®!"
It was a bit like "walking in milk" she said, explaining that the sky was full of snow and this made it impossible to distinguish between the horizon and the sky.
Good Gawd! Snowstorms in Greenland! We're doomed! The entire planet's turning into a griddle!
For nearly three days the expedition had been snowed-in by icy, gale-force winds which tore against their tents.
"What's today's weather, Weatherman Bill?"
"Icy, gale-force winds again, I'm afraid!"
There was no sun to charge her solar-powered phone and her sleeping bag was sopping wet. The clincher was the fact that insurance cover for two members of the party would expire if the journey was delayed, and it would have become too expensive to evacuate them if things went wrong.
If we had Hillarycare that wouldn't happen, of course.
Posted by:phil_b

#7  When it's hot, it's Anthropogenic Global Warming.
When it's cold, it's a SIDE EFFECT of Anthropogenic Global Warming.


Posted by: eLarson   2008-05-10 17:01  

#6  Mom: you can't blame the poor dears, they're from the southern hemisphere, and obviously got confused about which season it was in the ARCTIC.
Posted by: Mitch H.   2008-05-10 14:32  

#5  In 1982 while I was stationed in Greenland, I interviewed a group of Brit adventurers who had done pretty much the same thing, successfully - crossing from east to west, over the ice-cap roughly along the Arctic circle. They, however, very sensibly performed this feat in the summer months - not the dead of winter!
They had gone on cross-country skis, and pulled their gear on sledges, if memory serves. I do remember asking them how they navigated and being rocked at their answer - they just took a bead every day when the regular daily SAS flight flew overhead, and took care to head in more or less the same direction.
They had a blast, doing this - it was just a very long camping trip for them.
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2008-05-10 14:16  

#4  SNowing today in Colorado - several mountain passes are closed due to blizzard conditions. Many passes opening later than normal due to the extreme cold and extra snow we got up there this year.

Did Al Gore winter up there this year?

GWMA™! (Global Warmin My Ass).
Posted by: OldSpook   2008-05-10 14:01  

#3  Sounds like God had a good laugh at the expense of another self-appointed god.
Posted by: Sninert Black9312   2008-05-10 13:59  

#2  "There was no sun to charge her solar-powered phone and her sleeping bag was sopping wet. The clincher was the fact that insurance cover for two members of the party would expire if the journey was delayed, and it would have become too expensive to evacuate them if things went wrong."

ROFLMAO.

How the hell did Amundsen, Byrd, Lewis & Clark, Colombus, and all the other explorers of the past even mount (let alone finish) their expeditions without evacuation insurance and solar telephones?

Oh yeh, that's right - they were explorers, not self-important, self-indulgent, uninformed dilettantes.

When's she going to get around to Blaming Bush™?

Loon.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2008-05-10 09:49  

#1  Nature is a bitch, huh?
Posted by: DarthVader   2008-05-10 08:46  

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