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European study: researchers find link between drinking, drugs, and wild sex
2008-05-09
Young adults in Europe deliberately binge on drink and drugs to improve their sex lives, research suggests. The researchers said although it was well known that use of alcohol and drugs was linked to risky sexual behaviour,
Amazing! I'd never've guessed!
this study showed many young people were "strategically" binge drinking or abusing drugs to improve their sex lives. . . .
"You see, when I get wasted it makes the girls look better."
Drunkenness and drug use were found to be strongly associated with an increase in risk taking behaviour and feeling regretful about having sex. Those who had been drunk in the past four weeks were more likely to have had five or more partners, sex without a condom and to have regretted sex after drink or drugs in the past 12 months.
No way!
Cannabis, cocaine or ecstasy use was linked to similar consequences. . . .
Duude! That, like, totally harshes my mellow.
Posted by:Mike

#7  Can someone look up the Federal Grant application these jokers used?

I want to take notes....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2008-05-09 19:07  

#6  Sherlock would be proud of these researchers...
Posted by: Thaimble Scourge of the Pixies4707   2008-05-09 18:59  

#5  The joke about the two government bureaucrats debating what their ideal job would be.

The older one said that he would be a GS-18, sign one piece of paper a week that nobody cared about, and spend the rest of his time golfing.

The younger one said that he would be happy to be a low-level employee who worked normal hours.

What fun would that be?, asked the first one.

At the Department of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Food, Drugs and Sex, he replied. I would only need to go home once a week to do laundry.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2008-05-09 14:03  

#4  I could have saved them so much time and money.
Posted by: Formerly Dan   2008-05-09 13:13  

#3  to have regretted sex after drink or drugs in the past 12 months

Gee, I don't remember having sex... anything, I regret that! ;-)
Posted by: twobyfour   2008-05-09 12:41  

#2  Ahhhh, I should've become a researcher...
Posted by: tu3031   2008-05-09 11:02  

#1  Coming up next... a study to determine if water is wet.
Posted by: GK   2008-05-09 10:54  

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