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Saddam Worried About HIV in Jail |
2008-05-06 |
![]() The London-based Al-Hayat said the comments came in portions of Saddam's prison diaries that it obtained from U.S. authorities. The U.S. military confirmed some of the late Iraqi leader's writings had been released. When Saddam found out his U.S. military guards were also using his laundry line to dry clothes, he wrote that he demanded they stop, according to the excerpts. "I explained to them that they are young and they could have young people's diseases," Saddam wrote. "My main concern was to not catch a venereal disease, an HIV disease, in this place." He said some soldiers ignored his request. I swear, sweetheart, I caught it from a clothesline! A U.S. military spokesman in Iraq, Maj. Matthew Morgan, declined to describe the writings as a formal diary, but said the former Iraqi president produced thousands of pages of writing while in custody. "The select material that has been previously released was viewed here by Arabic speakers and reported on accordingly," he said in an e-mail to The Associated Press. |
Posted by:Bobby |
#9 Did he have sex with Yasser? |
Posted by: Omoque Pelosi8695 2008-05-06 22:21 |
#8 Saddam, not unlike many other major Leaders in World History, had a personal phobia/fetish(es) > SANITATION = CLEANLINESS WAS IT, AND NOT JUST AS PER STD-HIV. IIRC + PAULA ABDUL, since the 70's. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-05-06 22:09 |
#7 Nah, he'd seen South Park and knew what he would be getting into. What he didn't know is what Satan has, especially after Bill Hicks told him how the milli-vanilli deal payoff was about. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2008-05-06 14:52 |
#6 "Saddam Worried About HIV in Jail" Worried that he would give it to someone? How uncharacteristically considerate of him. |
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2008-05-06 14:17 |
#5 The guy's whole career was one long series of misunderstandings and miscalculations. He'll go down in history as a big bully who wasn't very smart. |
Posted by: Abu Uluque 2008-05-06 11:58 |
#4 Mad ravings caused by syphlitic brain spasms. Why worry when you've been buggering goats for 40 years ? |
Posted by: Woozle Elmeter 2700 2008-05-06 10:39 |
#3 Did he really have delusions of living long enough to care? Could be he did. Equally likely is that he had delusions of sexual adequacy. |
Posted by: lotp 2008-05-06 10:11 |
#2 You can stop worrying Saddam. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2008-05-06 09:59 |
#1 just..so..funny. You might think he might look at the laundry line and feel concern about what might happen were it wrap around his neck causing him to slip and fall. Now that, I could understand. But HIV? Did he really have delusions of living long enough to care? |
Posted by: Sninert Black9312 2008-05-06 08:02 |