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Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
2008-04-22
By Joe Bavier

KINSHASA (Rooters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.
Except for the dead guys, I guess.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
Posted by:anonymous5089

#16  George: "Don't they know about shrinkage???"
Posted by: Frank G   2008-04-22 22:49  

#15  I vaguely recall a story on the news many(Many)years ago about a sudden cold snap in one of the normaly hot areas of china, Chinese men were tying strings and weights to their Peters thinking they were going to shrink into the body and be gone, they had no previous experience with cold weather, and didn't know it was normal to shrink up in cold weather.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2008-04-22 22:26  

#14  Don't be too quick to blame the Africans for this. some Asians, too, have bizarre outbreaks of "disappearing penis syndrome".

What catches the eye is that no matter where it happens, or when, *the psychology is the same*. The odds of that occurring naturally are very slim.

The only difference I note is that the Africans tend to blame others for the problem, but Asians think that somehow, their abdomen is pulling their penis back inside their body for good.

The typical Asian response is to hold on to their penis continually, and when sleeping, to have one or more family members hold on to it.

One western doctor in China found a solution by temporarily inducing priapism, extended erection, in the affected males. After three or four hours of having an almost painful erection, the syndrome seemed to vanish.

And the doctor would be celebrated by a very, very grateful family.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2008-04-22 22:26  

#13  First they came for the penis snatchers...
Posted by: Bangkok Billy   2008-04-22 21:09  

#12  The cognative dissonance between "They quickly dominated radio call-in shows" and "using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises " makes my head hurt.

How can anyone in a first world country cope with this? Just the black magic, okay. That's what you get in stone age tribal society. But black magic on radio talk shows???????????
Posted by: AlanC   2008-04-22 20:42  

#11  Maybe if they used a rope with one end tied to their member and the other around their neck.
Posted by: DoDo   2008-04-22 17:19  

#10  "I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said."
What a way with words.....

"Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs"

reminds me of the old frontier joke where Grandma was surrounded by Indians; she was beating them off, but they coming and coming.....


Posted by: USN,Ret.   2008-04-22 17:15  

#9  claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear

I have no doubt mine would do the same if Helen Thomas touched me
Posted by: Frank G   2008-04-22 16:37  

#8  HA-HA! My wee-wee is bigger than yours!
Posted by: DarthVader   2008-04-22 16:16  

#7  As Richard Pryor once told the story of Mr. Mudbone's account of being trapped in Ms. Rudolph's house in search for a cure for his friends ailments: "That's when I put my hand on my knife...for I figure, If somebody get hurt in here...I'aint gonna be the last one!"
Touch my jewels, shrink my manhood!!! You most likely will be drawing back a handless wrist, for your efforts.
Posted by: smn   2008-04-22 16:11  

#6  Men, desperately trying to blame their inadequacies on others any way their culture allows...combined with a good dose of projection
Posted by: gromky   2008-04-22 15:56  

#5  "It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

Jeebus, here in the States, we grow out of that adolescent behavior in middle-school P.E. class. And, according to *multiculturalism*, we're supposed to respect these yay-hoos?
Posted by: BA   2008-04-22 15:50  

#4  Ya read these stories and ya think, geez, it really is hard to believe that Africa can't get it's shit together, isn't it?
Posted by: tu3031   2008-04-22 15:32  

#3  This is really going to cut into American exports of polio vaccine/penis remover.
Posted by: ed   2008-04-22 15:26  

#2  Got your...nose!
Posted by: tu3031   2008-04-22 15:25  

#1  That picture's just mean, anon.

*snigger*
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2008-04-22 15:10  

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