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Putin rumoured to be leaving wife to marry rhythmic gymnast half his age |
2008-04-18 |
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Posted by:Fred |
#13 PRAVDA > now reporting that VLAD is denying any wedding rumors, but affirms that he likes KABAEVA. Perhaps more importantly, vv NOSTRADAMUS etc., PRAVDA reminds of Vlad's past dinner invitation to MADONNA. D *** NG IT, "DIANAS/DIANES" EVERYWHERE, AND NO INVITE TO WHITNEY HUSTON FROM VLAD - Perhaps, VIRGINA, the SSSSSSSHHHHHHHH real reason OSAMA is now pointing the ISLAMIST SWORD WHOLLY AND SOLELY AT RUSSIA + FORMER SSR'S??? BTW, VLAD - what is it wid you, and TOM BERENGER + USMC + NICARAGUA, AND MY GUAM SHIRTS??? You do realize, VLAD, there has to be a RECKONING btwn US Army SPECOPS-INTEL + KGB-FSB over ANNA LOGINOVA, don't you!? |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-04-18 20:15 |
#12 WXJames__ "absolutly". nice pun but Absolut is Swedish |
Posted by: Butch Glerelet3449 2008-04-18 17:29 |
#11 Poor Vlad. He'll be dead in two years... Maybe, but it looks like he'll have died happy. He can share tombstone epitaphs with Nelson Rockefeller: "He said he was coming, but he was going..." |
Posted by: Thaimble Scourge of the Pixies4707 2008-04-18 17:03 |
#10 Power corrupts, absolute power is pretty awesome. |
Posted by: Goober Sheart1231 2008-04-18 13:16 |
#9 Shouldn't have much trouble working their way through the Kama Sutra. |
Posted by: tipper 2008-04-18 12:12 |
#8 Poor Vlad. He'll be dead in two years... |
Posted by: tu3031 2008-04-18 10:51 |
#7 Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutly. |
Posted by: wxjames 2008-04-18 10:30 |
#6 While his muscled and hairless torso were a particular hit among female and gay voters, perhaps he was simply trying to impress his new mistress. Truly a man of the people. |
Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-04-18 09:13 |
#5 Too much makeup. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2008-04-18 07:04 |
#4 Even better than the previous model of ideal woman: More than one place to put your beer! |
Posted by: gorb 2008-04-18 02:56 |
#3 ION RUSSIA > TOPIX > MICROCHIPS IMPLANTED IN SKULLS IN RUSSIA. So-o-o, whaddaya think - TRUE LOVE/CUPID, or was it "THE CHIP"??? See TOPIX SCIENCE/REDDIT > MEN AND SEX/SP *** BECOMING OBSOLETE. The NEW GIRL ORDER shall, mys, and will rule the Earth??? |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-04-18 01:45 |
#2 I pre-she ate the effort, butt damn she looks like a spider! |
Posted by: Gabby Cussworth 2008-04-18 00:43 |
#1 Looks like VLAD found a NOSTRADAMUS "DIANE/DIANA" of his own - either that, or we just found out what happened to the OCTOBER GUARD's "DIANA" [GI Joe's Soviet counterpart]. In honor of the new GIJ movie [+ NOT "SCARLETT"]. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-04-18 00:20 |