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Drunk Russian™ sleeps off knifing
2008-04-17
A Russian man trying to sleep off a night of after-work drinking failed to notice a six-inch (15-cm) knife in his back - until his wife woke him up.

Yuri Lyalin, 53, took a bus home, ate breakfast and apparently slept like a baby before his spouse noticed a handle sticking out of his back. He was rushed to casualty but doctors found no vital organs damaged.
His liver is his most vital organ.
Mr Lyalin shrugged the episode off but the drinking partner who stabbed him faces trial, Russian media report. "Unique and intriguing the case may be, but the accused faces a severe punishment," said Pavel Vorobyov, a deputy prosecutor in the northern city of Vologda.

'We were drinking, we're russians, what did you expect?'

Mr Lyalin, an electrician, had spent the evening drinking with a watchman at his workplace when they got into an argument, Interfax news agency reports. The morning found him waking up in the watchman's office but instead of going back to work, he decided to take the bus home.

At home, Mr Lyalin had some sausage from the fridge and lay down to sleep, the Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper says. After a couple of hours, his wife noticed the handle sticking out of his back and called an ambulance.

Viktor Belov, a surgeon who treated him, found a kitchen knife in Mr Lyalin's back but "by good fortune, it had gone through soft tissue without touching his liver vital organs".

His alleged attacker reported the crime to the police himself, Interfax adds. Mr Lyalin apparently feels fine and bears no ill-will. "We were drinking and what doesn't happen when you're drunk?" he was quoted by Komsomolskaya Pravda as saying.
"Well, at least, he didn't bugger me. I think. Not this time, at least."
Posted by:anonymous5089

#4  Anonymoose, on the bugger comment. What makes you think the victim would feel it, assuming he wasn't buggered by John Wayne Bobbit he may never know?
Posted by: rjschwarz   2008-04-17 18:08  

#3  "It's only a flesh wound."
Posted by: SteveS   2008-04-17 17:10  

#2  Time to find a new drinking buddy.
Posted by: mojo   2008-04-17 16:22  

#1  Stolichnaya, is there nothing it can't do?
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman   2008-04-17 14:46  

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