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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Angry cross-dresser drives car into lingerie store
2008-04-16
There's a headline ya don't see every day.
Saying he was angry because a Commerce Township lingerie store refused to hire him, an admitted cross-dresser drove his vehicle into the building -- causing $3,000 in damage and resulting in felony charges.
Few things are sadder then unfulfilled dreams...
Jeremy Paul McIntosh, 27, will be back in court in the coming days on charges of commission of a felony with a motor vehicle, malicious destruction of property over $1,000 and reckless driving after being arraigned Monday. If convicted, McIntosh -- who was wearing makeup, blue Capri pants, red flip flops, a flowery blouse and a matching bra -- could face prison time.
I'll bet he felt...pretty.
Officials with the Oakland County SheriffÂ’s Office say McIntosh went to Intimate Ideas on the 2600 block of Union Lake Road at about 8:50 p.m. Saturday. He came into the store and told a 20-year-old woman working there than he was going to ram his Geo Tracker into the building because he was angry that he wasnÂ’t hired there when he applied in January.
A Geo Tracker? Do you plan on being here all afternoon?
He left the store and then rammed the vehicle into the building about seven times, causing merchandise to fall off the shelves.
I'm surprised the Tracker lasted for seven shots at the wall.
When a witness walked up to McIntoshÂ’s vehicle after he hit the building, McIntosh said his vehicle was totaled and that the building was really tough.
Maybe they didn't hire you not because you weren't pretty but that you aren't too friggin bright?
He also told deputies he was homeless and wanted to go to jail because he has nowhere else to go and was sick of freezing in his car at night.
Mugshot at the link. He'll be Queen of the Cellblock soon.
Posted by:tu3031

#5  He'll be Queen of the Cellblock soon.

Nailed it in one, TU. And this guy is ticked because no one in their right mind will hire him?Wotta maroon!
Posted by: Thaimble Scourge of the Pixies4707   2008-04-16 16:19  

#4  McIntosh -- who was wearing makeup, blue Capri pants, red flip flops, a flowery blouse and a matching bra . . .

"You look fabulous, girlfriend--fabulous!"
Posted by: Mike   2008-04-16 14:44  

#3  I'm surprised the Tracker lasted for seven shots at the wall.

As long as you don't bend the wind-up key sticking out of the driver's side rear quarter panel, the Tracker is very durable.
Posted by: Seafarious   2008-04-16 12:11  

#2  "wanted to go to jail because..."

Go figure. This sweetheart should have a ball in jail.
Posted by: Hector   2008-04-16 11:56  

#1  Can you say "Looooser," boys and girls?

I knew your could.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2008-04-16 11:38  

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