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-Lurid Crime Tales-
93-year-old charged in sex sting
2008-03-26
MANATEE COUNTY — Prosecutors have decided to drop a soliciting charge against one of two 93-year-old men who were picked up during recent undercover prostitution stings. The state, however, will continue to pursue a case against the other elderly man.

Carlos Underhill, 93, will not be charged, although he does not deny stopping to chat with the "good-looking girl" who made eyes at him and turned out to be an undercover cop. Underhill says that he was going to give the woman a ride because he saw her sitting at a bus stop "with her boobs honkers groodies (breasts) hanging out."

He admits that he found her attractive, but that he found the sex talk confusing, and that he told her he had to come back later to wiggle out of the awkward situation. It was even more embarrassing, he said, to call his daughter from jail and ask her to pay his bond. "My daughter and I haven't talked about it since," he said.

Police say Underhill was willing to pay $30 for sex, and that he promised to come back a few hours later to consummate the deal. But prosecutors say that they cannot move ahead with the criminal case because there is no way to prove that Underhill planned to come back.

Underhill was fined $150 for trying to pick up a prostitute in 1990, when he was 75. In the February case, he says that he was not cruising Tamiami Trail for sex, and that all he wanted to do was chat with the buxom woman who smiled at him as he drove past. "All I was going to do was talk," he said Monday. "It wasn't for sex. I am 93, you know."

Meanwhile, in the case of Frank Milio, prosecutors have issued subpoenas and plan to take him to trial in April. Milio, according to police records, tried to pay $20 in November to an undercover officer on 14th Street West. Milio recently told the Herald-Tribune that he was only flirting with the woman. "I haven't had that in years," he said. "Ninety-three is kind of old."
Posted by:Fred

#10  The old man was greeted with giggles from the girls at the cat house. One of them said, "His money is good, back in a sec!", winking at the other girls.

She had to help the old guy up the stairs, then took off her clothes and lay down in bed.

She was pretty surprised when he doffed his trousers, and thought that 40 years before, he must have been something popular with a tool like that.

She started giggling when he put on an extra large condom. What's the use?

But she was puzzled when he started shoving wads of cotton into his ears, then up his nose as well.

"What's dat for?", she asked.

"If there's one thing I cain't abide worse," he said, "than the sound of a woman screamin', it's the smell of rubber burnin'."
Posted by: Anonymoose   2008-03-26 19:31  

#9  At 93, I think these old codgers are dealing in fantasy and wishful thinking. These undercover prostitution stings border on entrapment. Besides, having fake prostitutes (undercover police) in the neighborhood detracts from the neighborhood and encourages criminal activity just as do real hookers.
Posted by: JohnQC   2008-03-26 18:29  

#8  #3 These men are heroes, and should be role models!

I concur! what a total gyp, if I were the Judge I'd make the female cop consummate the transaction!

#7 What a fine use of taxpayer dollars....

snark '0 day! >:)
Posted by: RD   2008-03-26 13:39  

#7  What a fine use of taxpayer dollars....
Posted by: john frum   2008-03-26 12:08  

#6  Dad!!
Posted by: Beavis   2008-03-26 08:37  

#5   he saw her sitting at a bus stop "with her boobs honkers groodies (breasts) hanging out."

I thought it was illegal hunting on a baited field?
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2008-03-26 08:37  

#4  Before the arrival of the Blue Pill, the DA would have had a hard time making the case hold up in court.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2008-03-26 08:03  

#3  These men are heroes, and should be role models!
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2008-03-26 07:45  

#2  "Ninety-three is kind of old"

Besides, the smell of burning rubber makes my asthma act up.
Posted by: gorb   2008-03-26 03:50  

#1  Business must be pretty slow for the vice squad if these old fahrts are their prime catch of the day.
Posted by: tipover   2008-03-26 01:43  

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