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Iraq
Al-Qaeda Commander in Northern Iraq: We Are in Dire Straits
2008-03-11
Posted by:anonymous5089

#16  THE NEXT FEW MONTHS WILL PROVE DECISIVE - paragraphs section pretty much says it all, espec "We have been instructed to focus on attacking targets that are STRATEGICALLY AND MORALLY IMPORTANT TO OUR ENEMIES, ON THE EVE OF THE US ELECTION CAMPAIGN [IMO-means on or before November 2008?]...MAXIMIZE PAIN AND HUMILIATION/
EMBARRASMENT..."

Interestingly, RUSSOPHOBE - MOMENT OF TRUTH > THE NEXT TWO MONTHS [few months?]...

*WARFARE.RU > US TO SEEK THIRD FORWARD MISSLE DEFENSE SITE, MISSLE X-BAND RADAR IN SE EUROPE. Other than Czech + Poland, and CLOSE TO IRAN [Turkey?]; + US SEEKS 9.3BILLION FOR MILITARY MISSLE AGENCY [MDA Agency] + CHINA IN THE WORLD.

IRAN = Radical Islam need to stop US entrenchment, which in the absence of Islamist-only battlefield victory can likely only be achieved [short of "polluting" Islamism-Islam agenda via collusion wid ANTI-/NON-ISLAMIST WORLD POWERS] BY INTRODUCING HIGH-PROFILE, CASUALTY-INTENSIVE TERROR ATTACKS INSIDE THE USA.
OSAMA > DESIRES FOR ISLAM TO PROVE ITS DIVINE WORTH-PREMISES VV FIGHTING ITS END-TIMES, ALL-OUT APOCALYPTIC BATTLE AGZ NON-ISLAM IN IRAN-PERSIA. OSAMA needs or requires the USA, etc. to de facto attack and invade IRAN, which won't happen as per fighting the USA only in IRAQ-AFGHANISTAN = MUSIM CRESCENT.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-03-11 22:55  

#15  Sultans of Swing......coincidence? Methinx not.
Posted by: Phort Barnsmell7838 aka Broadhead6   2008-03-11 21:40  

#14  AQ were the warmup band for Dire Straits for a couple of shows, but they just didn't have what it took. Poor guitar licks, drummer with no sense of rhythm and the lead singer kept bombing.
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2008-03-11 19:50  

#13  Compare wid WAFF.com Poster Thread > PRESSTV - US HAS MADE IRAN INTO A REGIONAL POWER. "Unintentionally" = indirectly, as per Officio from the US COUNCIL ON FOREIGN RELATIONS???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-03-11 19:12  

#12  Dammit! I wanted to make that joke!
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2008-03-11 16:35  

#11  Everything muzzie involves Dire Something...this time it's straits, tomorrow it could be back to seething, rage, revenge, threats, or inshallah.
Posted by: Muggsy Gling   2008-03-11 15:34  

#10  #7's org.. video how to modify it...
here
Posted by: 3dc   2008-03-11 10:50  

#9  Excellent Narc! This is one for the classics just for that alone.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2008-03-11 10:29  

#8  Outstanding Nark. I'd like to see the music video.
Posted by: Penguin   2008-03-11 10:12  

#7  The Scene: A wistful Al Qaeda recruit, facing another long day of being pursued by US troops, and watching the Palestinians mug it up for the TV cameras in the comfort of home in the West Bank...

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the Jihad on the CNN TV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Jihad for nothin' and virgins for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your trigger finger
Maybe get a blister on your bum

We gotta install IED setups
And dodge the predators
We gotta move from town to town now
We gotta run from the US Marines

See the little faggot with the turban and the Koran
Yeah buddy that's his own gun
That little faggot got his own TV Reporter
That little faggot he's a Jihad Star

We gotta install IED setups
And dodge the predators
We gotta move from town to town now
We gotta run from the US Marines

I shoulda learned to play the victim
I shoulda learned to play the press games
Look at that Jihadi, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? U-ulation noises?
Bangin' on his rifle like a Palestinian
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your Jihad for nothin' get your virgins for free
Posted by: Nark Mopfler   2008-03-11 10:01  

#6  we have humiliated the Crusaders, and have made their blood flow in the streets...

Right, humiliated, I forgot.
We're not the ones hiding in caves in the middle of buttf*ck nowhere, throwing rocks at tanks and blowing up buses full of women and kids.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2008-03-11 09:50  

#5  Whoops. Comment #1 in wrong thread.
Posted by: ed   2008-03-11 09:42  

#4  "Ask about our new benefits package! Free transportation and 96 virgins!"
Posted by: DarthVader   2008-03-11 09:39  

#3  I went all the way from saoodi to mesopotamia, and all I got to show for it is this lousy gunshot wound...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2008-03-11 09:32  

#2  They were promised the money for nothing and the chicks for free.
Posted by: OldSpook   2008-03-11 09:27  

#1  Rather reminiscent of another Palestinian celebration. Hunt them down and burn their bodies into ashes. Then I will pass out candies.
Posted by: ed   2008-03-11 09:24  

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