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Afghanistan
Taleban issue mobile phone threat
2008-02-26
The Taleban have threatened to blow up telephone masts across Afghanistan unless mobile phone companies agree to switch off their signals at night. They say that US and other foreign troops are using the signals to track down insurgents.
Poor Mullah Matin was microwaved from one of the infidel towers just last week, whilst innocently riding his cycle of violence.
Back to sending messages by trusted courier, which doesn't include cousin Mahmoud ...
The Taleban have warned the masts and offices of the mobile companies will be destroyed unless their demands are met. Mobiles were introduced after the Taleban fell in 2001 and are now the most popular way of communicating. ''If those companies do not stop their signal within three days, the Taleban will target their towers and their offices," Taleban spokesman Zabiullah Mujaheed said.

The Taleban say that Afghanistan's four mobile phone companies should stop operating between 1700 local time and 0300 the following morning. Militants have threatened the companies in the past, accusing them of colluding with the US and other forces. But communication experts say the US military uses satellites to pick up mobile signals and does not need the help of the phone companies anyway.
Posted by:Fred

#8  "If we give you two tin cans and a string, will you promise to turn them off at night?"
Posted by: Skunky Glins5285   2008-02-26 19:23  

#7  They underestimate the hole they are about to dig for themselves

A new cell phone for every Taliban?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2008-02-26 17:44  

#6  They underestimate the hole they are about to dig for themselves: go haead, piss off the phone company. They don't say " reach out antd touch someone' just for fun.
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2008-02-26 14:00  

#5  Congratulations! You have won 72 virgins. Press "2"
to accept your prize, and stand by to collect by
special delivery. Ten, nine, eight ...
Posted by: Mullah Lodabullah   2008-02-26 09:43  

#4  Okay. They're off. Make all the calls you want. Nobody can track you now...
Posted by: tu3031   2008-02-26 08:49  

#3  May be just an appeal for increased bribes.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2008-02-26 07:39  

#2  Oh goodie. We'll know where to lie in ambush!
Posted by: gorb   2008-02-26 02:05  

#1  They're just pissed about the calls they receive at 2AM.
"Hello is this mullah Homer? Mullah Homer Sexual."
Posted by: ed   2008-02-26 00:23  

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