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Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Palestinian man hospitalized after attack by wild boars released by Israeli settlers
2008-02-20
The New Zionist Secret Weapon...
Nablus – Ma'an – Wild boars released by Israeli settlers have attacked and seriously wounded a Palestinian man in the northern West Bank, Palestinian security sources said.
Smithers...release the pigs!
53-year-old Hikmat Abdul Mu'ti from the town of Beit Rima was hospitalized ten days ago after the animals attacked him while he was walking to his fields. According medical sources at Yasser Arafat Hospital in the city of Salfit, the man sustained a 'deep wound,' and is still in the hospital.
I wuz just walkin along and...FILTHY ZIONIST WILD BOARS!!!
The security sources said that settlers from the Ariel settlement deliberately release wild boars, especially in Kana valley fields which belong to the West Bank village of Deir Istiya. In the past these boars have been known to damage crops in that valley and frequently attack farmers.
Eat pork, Mahmoud!
The Palestinian police reported about another similar attack by a boar against a woman and her child from the village of Sarta near Salfit.
It's a conspiracy, I tells ya!
Palestinian farmers appealed to the governor of Salfit and the Palestinian Ministry of Agriculture as well as humanitarian organizations to visit the area and see first hand the suffering and the material losses caused by the boars.
Oh, god. More "suffering"...
Posted by:tu3031

#18  IDF MoD (near future): "Release the boar division!"
Posted by: twobyfour   2008-02-20 23:52  

#17  Old Patriot: Pigs are smarter than dogs, and can be trained to do much, much more. I'd like to see a batallion of trained attack pigs turned loose in Gaza...

Agree OP, they are down right Clever!

Tips For those of you thinking about getting Special Force Hogs.. :)

Always keep 'em hungry, they be Deadly as hell then! And fiendishly persistent, for instance when a Paleo carries truffles or grub of any kind he's as good as ET!

Never fall asleep in the same room with them.. It's not nice to wake up being Eaten!!
":(
/you dirty minded types can just GO STRAIGHT TO THE SINK TRAP BY YOURSELVES!
Posted by: RD   2008-02-20 21:10  

#16  Don't forget the Soviet Mine Dogs of WW2. Now, if I could only find the ASL rules for them again.
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2008-02-20 20:51  

#15  
But I disagree the pigs: Worth every penny against elephants.


Never had a problem with elephants.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2008-02-20 16:46  

#14  I was canoeing on Arkansas' Buffalo river in the spring of 1975: got out to take a stretch and was attacked by a wild boar (accompanied by her 3 kids) - I ran like hell for the canoe, jumped in and paddled mightily away. Those critters can be big and mean...
Posted by: borgboy   2008-02-20 15:20  

#13  War pigs. Old Roman invention.

And at least they didn't set them on fire first.
Posted by: mojo   2008-02-20 15:20  

#12  I raised a pig for 4H when I was in high school, and trained her to attack. Full-grown, she was about 7feet long and weighed about 350 pounds. Teeth that can crush pine cones can also crush bones. Pigs are smarter than dogs, and can be trained to do much, much more. I'd like to see a batallion of trained attack pigs turned loose in Gaza...
Posted by: Old Patriot   2008-02-20 14:24  

#11  Not true that the jews are forbidden to HANDLE boars. They can't EAT boars. Its the Muslims who can't TOUCH pigs.
Posted by: Ptah   2008-02-20 14:14  

#10  The war dogs kick ass. But I disagree the pigs: Worth every penny against elephants.
Posted by: Excalibur   2008-02-20 13:44  

#9  The flaming pigs were a total loss, however.
Maybe with the correct wine?

Sometimes you eat the boar, sometimes the boar eats you.
Posted by: SteveS   2008-02-20 13:04  

#8  
Level up: War Dogs and Flaming Pigs.


When I was playing Total War: Rome, I loved the war dogs. The flaming pigs were a total loss, however. Not even worth the amusement value.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2008-02-20 12:04  

#7  Assuming it's not hysteria, you've got to admit the paleos are good at propaganda, they know how to press the right buttons, unclean animals, random acts of nuisance aimed at collectivities, targeting of innocent wimmen and kiddies,... this reminds me that right in the middle of the frenzy about the dutroux pedophilia crimes which swept western Europe, there were reports coming from paleos sources that israeli soldiers were... raping children. This was not very sophisticated, but they sure were able to identify what were the buttons at the time.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2008-02-20 11:51  

#6  If the "Wild Boars" were kept in a pen and then released they weren't wild. Merely feral. Israelis deliberately released them? Remember the source of the story.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2008-02-20 11:34  

#5  Level up: War Dogs and Flaming Pigs.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2008-02-20 11:18  

#4  Wild boar tastes so good!
mmmmmm mmmm mmmm
The question is how to fix it....
Barbecue it Mongolian style with venison?
Steam it in a Polynesian luau?
Do it Cuban style?
Maybe a traditional US barbecue the question being dry rub or wet..?
Maybe one of the French or Italian roasts?

So many ways to eat this tasty critter....
Posted by: 3dc   2008-02-20 11:04  

#3  Damn those jooooos! The chewing gum that gives aids, and the candies that turn pious muslim egyptian wimmen into sluts were bad enough already, but this is low. Next thing you know, you'll have israeli female soldiers who will strip to lure innocent paleos boys and shoot them!
Posted by: anonymous5089   2008-02-20 10:49  

#2  must have been secular types in Ariel who did this since handling boars is a prohibition for Jews also
Posted by: mhw   2008-02-20 10:45  

#1  Hogs know full well the Muzz don't like them, so why would they like the Muzz ? Attack! Attack! Attack!
Posted by: Woozle Elmeter 2907   2008-02-20 10:31  

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