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Iran ayatollah drops dead during election speech |
2008-02-19 |
![]() EFL TEHRAN, Feb 17, 2008 (AFP) — An Iranian ayatollah died suddenly of a heart attack during an impassioned speech lashing out at insults against the family of revolutionary founder Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini in the run-up to elections, the press reported on Sunday. Ayatollah Mohammad Reza Tavassoli, a former head of Khomeini's office, died while delivering the speech to Iran's main arbitration body, the Expediency Council, of which he was a member, the Kargozaran daily reported. He had been responding to unprecedented ultra-conservative attacks against Hassan Khomeini, Ayatollah Khomeini's respected grandson, who had criticised mass disqualifications in the March election and military interference. "He was attacking those people with fossilized minds who attack the family and the ideas of the Imam Khomeini when he had a cardiac arrest," Mohammad Hashemi, brother of council head Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani, told the paper. He also quoted a letter from Khomeini from the early days of the revolution denouncing "reactionaries who attack the family and friends of the Imam Khomeini under the pretext of defending him." "Defending the Imam until the very last moment," lauded the headline of Kargozaran next to a picture of Tavassoli, 77. May many more follow in his footsteps. |
Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy |
#11 "What'd he say?" "Sounded like 'URK!' to me..." |
Posted by: mojo 2008-02-19 11:05 |
#10 More, faster .... please. |
Posted by: Lone Ranger 2008-02-19 10:55 |
#9 This sounds like some sort of really bad punch line... |
Posted by: DarthVader 2008-02-19 10:50 |
#8 Don;t worry, the Ayatolla will still win his election. Its like Chicago Politics. |
Posted by: OldSpook 2008-02-19 10:40 |
#7 ...and my I be struck dead right now if the glorious revolution can't beat the great satan... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2008-02-19 10:08 |
#6 First croc I tasted was at Carivores in Muldersdrift. Nothing beats their Kudu, but the croc wasn't actually bad. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2008-02-19 09:14 |
#5 Two-Minute Warning by George Carlin: "Now, you might be wondering why I would even suggest that someone can affect the manner and style of his death. Well, it's because of a mysterious and little-known stage of dying, the two-minute warning. Most people are not aware of it, but it does exist. Just as in football, two minutes before you die you receive an audible warning: "Two minutes! Get your shit together!" And the reason most people don't know about it is because the only ones who hear it are dead two minutes later. They never get a chance to tell us. But such a warning does exist, and I suggest that when it comes, you use your two minutes to entertain and go out big. If nothing else, deliver a two-minute speech. Pick a subject you feel passionate about, and just start talking. Begin low-key, but, with mounting passion, build to a rousing climax. Finally, in the last few seconds, scream at those around you, "If these words are not the truth, may God strike me dead!" He will. Then simply slump forward and fall to the floor. Believe me, from that moment on, people will pay more attention to you." |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2008-02-19 09:10 |
#4 It's no good unless wrapped in bacon. |
Posted by: ed 2008-02-19 09:08 |
#3 too much Crocodile meat bad for the pump. |
Posted by: Mao 2008-02-19 08:35 |
#2 Which just goes to show you ... Every silver lining has a cloud© |
Posted by: Bobby 2008-02-19 06:01 |
#1 Oh.... this is the same guy reported struck dead yesterday. I was hoping for a trend. Unfortunately, as Ptah pointed out yesterday, this seemed like a reformer ayatollah, so being smitten by allen will be a positive indicator for the Mighty Mad Mullahs. |
Posted by: Bobby 2008-02-19 05:58 |