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WND : Biblical hero Joseph 'was really a Muslim'
2008-02-14
In the wake of an attempt by Palestinians to burn down Joseph's Tomb – Judaism's third holiest site – ineffectual Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas' Fatah faction issued a statement denying it will help restore the shrine, referring to both the shrine and the biblical patriarch as "Muslim."

"Pay no attention to the rumors that we will work with Israel to restore the burial site of the holy Muslim Joseph," said the statement, issued from Nablus, the biblical city of Shechem. "We are going to guard this holy Muslim site, the 3125689756245th Most Holiest Muslim Site™."

Joseph's Tomb is the believed burial place of the son of Jacob who was sold by his brothers into slavery and later became viceroy of Egypt.

Palestinian security officials in Nablus said Monday they were called to the tomb to find 16 burning tires inside the sacred structure. A Palestinian police official who inspected the site told WND there was some fire damage to the tomb. He said the Palestinian Authority, fearing embarrassment, immediately formed a joint committee from the PA's Force 17, Preventative Security Services and Palestinian intelligence, to find out who was behind the fire.

The move comes after Prime Minister Ehud Olmert announced last week he would ask Israel's Defense Ministry to work with the PA to reconstruct and restore the tomb, parts of which were destroyed in 2000 by Palestinians, including known PA security officers.

Under the 1993 Oslo Accords, which granted nearby strategic territory to the Palestinians, Joseph's Tomb was supposed to be accessible to Jews and Christians. But following repeated attacks against Jewish worshippers at the holy site by gunmen associated with then-Palestinian Liberation Organization leader Yasser Arafat's militias, then-Prime Minister Ehud Barak in October 2000 ordered an Israeli unilateral retreat from the area.

Within less than an hour of the Israeli retreat, Palestinian rioters overtook Joseph's Tomb and reportedly began to ransack the site. Palestinian mobs reportedly tore apart books, destroying prayer stands and grinding out stone carvings in the Tomb's interior. A Muslim flag was hoisted over the tomb.
I actually saw that on teevee, and felt both terrible and very angry, disgusting.
Israel first gained control of Nablus and the neighboring site of Joseph's Tomb in the 1967 Six-Day War. The Oslo Accords signed by Arafat and Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin called for the area surrounding the tomb site to be placed under Palestinian jurisdiction but allowed for continued Jewish visits to the site and the construction of an Israeli military outpost at the tomb to ensure secure Jewish access.

Following the transfer of control of Nablus and the general area encompassing the tomb to the Palestinians in the early 1990s, there were a series of outbreaks of violence in which Arab rioters and gunmen from Arafat's Fatah militias shot at Jewish worshipers and the tomb's military outpost.

Six Israeli soldiers were killed, and many others, including yeshiva students, were wounded in September 1996 when Palestinian rioters and Fatah gunmen attempted to over take the tomb. Eventually, Israeli soldiers regained control of the site.

The Palestinians continued to attack Joseph's Tomb with regular shootings and the lobbing of firebombs and Molotov cocktails. Security for Jews at the site increasingly became more difficult to maintain. Rumors circulated in 2000 that Barak would evacuate the Israeli military outpost and give the tomb to Arafat as a "peacemaking gesture."

In early 2000, the Israeli army began denying Jewish visits to the tomb on certain days due to prospects of Arab violence. Following U.S.-mediated peace talks at Camp David in September 2000, Arafat returned to the West Bank and initiated his intifada. During one bloody week in October 2000, Fatah gunmen attacked the tomb repeatedly, killing two and injuring dozens, prompting Barak to order a complete evacuation of Judaism's third holiest site Oct. 6.
Posted by:anonymous5089

#23  except for the decimal place Muslim Holy Places and pi have exactly the same number
Posted by: Cheadderhead   2008-02-14 19:39  

#22  Christian worldwide riot. Millions in property destroyed. Hundreds dead and injured.

Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC   2008-02-14 18:41  

#21  So "Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin" actually means "Allan wuz here, ya betcha"?
Posted by: Clyde Glolurong6017   2008-02-14 18:22  

#20  Islam claims that the true line of Abraham is through Ishmael. Joseph's brothers sold him to Ishmaelites, who then resold him in Egypt to whoever bought him for Potiphar.
Posted by: mom    2008-02-14 18:05  

#19  Well, I guess if you can't point at any heroes of your own, you have to make them up or borrow them. I guess they already made one up . . . .
Posted by: gorb   2008-02-14 17:53  

#18  No worries. Jacob and Joseph has a God that the Power to laugh at such antics. As so do Jacob and Joseph. Unfortunately for folks like Mohammed and Islam, anger management is in order.
Posted by: www   2008-02-14 16:37  

#17  Biblical hero Joseph 'was really a Muslim'

Of couse he was. And the Bible...is actually THE KORAN!!!
HAHAHA...So everybody is a Muslim, whether you like it or not! HAHAHA!!!
Posted by: tu3031   2008-02-14 16:34  

#16  if Obama is elected that is them forcing their will
Posted by: sinse   2008-02-14 16:23  

#15  And Obama says the first thing he will do as President would be to hold a meeting with the Muslim states, in order to discuss differences.

And it would be taken as a sign of weakness on our part.
Posted by: JohnQC   2008-02-14 15:51  

#14  Muslims believe that EVERY child is born a Muslim. That is why conversions are deemed to be illegal. That is why adult new Muslims call themselves "reverts."

I don't like the idea of nation-building in Muslim countries, because they reject any notion of legality that isn't koran based. Hell, we are in a Clash-of-Civilizations. And Obama says the first thing he will do as President would be to hold a meeting with the Muslim states, in order to discuss differences. That statement reveals Obama's ignorance of Islamic dogma. Muslims only compromise when they aren't strong enough to force their will. We can't give them the opportunity.
Posted by: Woozle Crusing9022   2008-02-14 15:47  

#13  They should study their holy book more closely: muslims claim descent from Ishmael the first son of Abraham (by his wife Sarah's servant). Joseph is descended through Abraham's other son Isaac (Abraham-Isaac-Jacob-Joseph). Therefore he wasn't a muzzy.
Posted by: Spot   2008-02-14 15:32  

#12  Doesn't matter. The Mormon's went through the effort to go back through the family tree of man and convert after the fact everybody to Mormonism.
Should make Mohammad happy knowing he gets to enter Mormon heaven.
Posted by: 3dc   2008-02-14 15:26  

#11  Blasphemi!!
Posted by: Mullah Amoeba    2008-02-14 15:24  

#10  And whatever was prior to Adam and Eve were muzzies too.
Posted by: JohnQC   2008-02-14 15:20  

#9  Adam and Eve were Muslims too! Didn't ya know?!
Posted by: Ominesh Gonque7142   2008-02-14 15:13  

#8  Seems that way to me also sinse. No way was Joseph a muzzie. Even if muzzies existed way back then, he would have enough sense not to be a muzzie.
Posted by: JohnQC   2008-02-14 14:52  

#7  I thought Islam didn't come around until the 8 or 9th century AD. Wouldn't the time frame be kinda out of place on this?
Posted by: sinse   2008-02-14 14:39  

#6  Are they saying that destroyed "Muslim" holy sites do not need to be repaired or restored?

Certainly solves the whole Temple Mount issue.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2008-02-14 14:21  

#5  Slightly off topic but researchers have determined that the town elders and populace of Sodom were Muslim as well.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2008-02-14 14:20  

#4  Always brings to mind the flying monkeys. It's like we unfroze cavemen who never advanced past the monkey stage and they went on a rampage.
Posted by: Grailing and Tenille1838   2008-02-14 13:36  

#3  
Posted by: Shigum Dark Lord of the Nebraskans4810   2008-02-14 13:00  

#2  JDAM the golden dome!
Posted by: Shigum Dark Lord of the Nebraskans4810   2008-02-14 12:58  

#1  "who was sold by his brothers into slavery"
Well, his brothers may have been Muslim.
buh dump bump
Posted by: Darrell   2008-02-14 12:50  

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