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Britney's mom seeks to stop Osama
2008-02-06
As if anyone needs another glimpse into the lunacy that is Britney Spears's life (and that of her assorted footmen and paparazzi cohorts), the singer's mother has filed a court declaration purporting to describe how her troubled daughter came under the sway of a manipulative manager who drugged the pop star and drove her further from reality. In a Los Angeles Superior Court filing, Lynne Spears describes a series of increasingly bizarre episodes at her daughter's Los Angeles home, where the performer was regularly in the company of businessman Osama (Sam) Lutfi. The declaration, a copy of which you'll find below, was filed by the elder Spears in support of a temporary restraining order application against Lutfi. That request was granted last week by an L.A. court commissioner who ordered Lutfi to stay away from Spears, who is now confined to a psychiatric ward at the UCLA Medical Center. In a court form accompanying her declaration, Lynne Spears, 52, alleges that Lutfi "drugged Britney. He has cut Britney's home phone line and removed her cell phone chargers. He yells at her. He claims to control everything--Britney's business manager, her attorneys and the security guards at the gate." The court declaration--itself brimming with the kind of Spears-brand crazy that has filled tabloids for months--portrays the 26-year-old performer as manic, agitated, and delusional. But you knew that already.

Well waddaya know. Osama. Now it all makes sense. Right? :-)
Posted by:gorb

#10  ROFLMAO!

Good one, Blondie.

Nice to see you keeping your standards high. ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2008-02-06 19:26  

#9  How is Sgt (!! did you announce it at the time?) Blondie doing these days, Sgt. Mom?
Posted by: trailing wife   2008-02-06 18:56  

#8  Well of course, smn - public facilities should be open for inspection at any time.

(Disclaimer - not my snark. That one is courtesy of my daughter, Sgt/Cpl Blondie. Not to be confused with Swamp Blondie.)
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2008-02-06 18:41  

#7  Leave Britney alone!!! I actually like to see her exiting fine vehicles with no panties on!
Posted by: smn   2008-02-06 17:17  

#6  Whoa - from Osama defeating + the Soviets in AFghanistan, to 9-11, to Britney, Mom, and a psychiatric ward.....? > THAT SOUND YOU'RE HEARING IS OLIVER STONE EXPLODING IN SHEER HOLLYWOOD DELIGHT/GLEE.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-02-06 17:14  

#5  I'm not sure. Aren't they all her boyfriends?
Posted by: Fred   2008-02-06 15:26  

#4  Is Mr. Lufti the married photographer who claims to be Miss Spear's boyfriend? I haven't been keeping track.
Posted by: trailing wife   2008-02-06 13:26  

#3  Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......
Posted by: Lurch   2008-02-06 12:17  

#2  Look soon for her new book:"mama Spearz:terrurist Hunter"...
Posted by: tu3031   2008-02-06 11:10  

#1  Is ma saying that people are being slipped mickys by convert pushers?

I -doubt- britney needed the help (to get high from him with all her other friends) but have often wondered that myself. "You stay here and think about what is important to you, and I'll go make some more coffee" plop plop fizz fizz.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2008-02-06 10:54  

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