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| Crack Found in Man's Buttocks |
| 2008-02-04 |
| Well, duh! HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP) -- Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks. I heard a B-52s song parody on morning drive radio several years ago that seems appropriate: There's a construction worker by the side of the road Showin' fifteen inches of Buuuuut Craaak! . . . |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #5 Cops crack case of crack crack. |
| Posted by: GK 2008-02-04 20:54 |
| #4 And a Granny hides coke in her cleaveage. If it's Jane Russell, I'll volunteer to make sure they got everything. |
| Posted by: gorb 2008-02-04 20:07 |
| #3 And a Granny hides coke in her cleaveage. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2008-02-04 18:44 |
| #2 I'm gonna "go for broke" and say OUCH or WEDGY, or howzabout HOW FRESH IS IT??? |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-02-04 16:50 |
| #1 No word yet from the local plumbers ass('n)... |
| Posted by: USN,Ret. 2008-02-04 16:39 |