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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Britney goes for another ambulance ride
2008-01-31
Britney Spears was taken from her house by ambulance early Thursday, police told The Associated Press.
Oh, the drama of it all.
Again? They're going to name an ambulance after her ...
A Los Angeles police officer, who requested anonymity because he was not authorized to speak on the matter, said the 26-year-old drama queen pop star was being taken to "get help" but did not give the ambulance's desination.
Likely the nuthouse again. She'll check out as soon as she's sober enough to call a cab. Or her driver.
On Jan. 3, police were called to her Studio City Trailer Park home when she refused to return her two young sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, to ex-husband Kevin Federline, who has custody. Officers had paramedics haul Spears to a hospital for undisclosed reasons. She was released after a day and a half in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
"Doctor Bob! Have you diagnosed her problem?"
"Oh, sure! She's a dipshit!"
Police also went to the home Monday night after someone reported a swarm of paparazzi trespassing in the singer's gated community. When officers arrived, they didn't see anyone trespassing, police said, but citations were issued for several illegally parked cars.
Posted by:Fred

#14  Â“Hell is a truth seen too late.”

Godless fame and fortune corrupt the basic human spirit. Look at any Hollywood movie star or for that matter any dictator.
Posted by: www   2008-01-31 19:30  

#13  Its probly an op by those cultural terrist kkkhemical engineers trying to discredit hollywood and obscure the troof!
Posted by: swksvolFF   2008-01-31 16:09  

#12  So I guess that bowing 5 times a day had to do with drinking and not with converting - whew! that was close.

It is my guess that the drug of choice is ecstacy or some form of it. Why do heroin or speed when you can do both in one tiny little pill? Unfortunately there is IMO about a one year hangover for the occasional users and the neverending story for those who choose it as a lifestyle (well there is an ending right Heath? couldn't get any sleep could ya?).
Posted by: swksvolFF   2008-01-31 16:05  

#11  Sounds like the young lady is addicted to speed or heroin.
Posted by: www   2008-01-31 15:08  

#10  Might save money just buying her own personal Ambulance, complete with Twenty or so Photographers on standby.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2008-01-31 13:59  

#9  It is a cry for a frontal lobotomy or shock treatment.
Posted by: JohnQC   2008-01-31 12:44  

#8  Ah'm comin, Britney! Tell the film crews not to go nowhere!! Ah'm on mah way!!!
Posted by: "Doctor" Phil   2008-01-31 12:32  

#7  If she doesn't stay institutionalized long enough (several months of intensive therapy and drugs) to get sane enough to get the hell out of hollywierd and her music crowd (including her mom), she will be dead by the time the year ends.
Posted by: OldSpook   2008-01-31 11:44  

#6  So where's her friend Paris? She needs help and chemicals support.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2008-01-31 11:44  

#5  Britney goes for ambulance ride and Edwards returns to ambulance chasing...
Posted by: JFM   2008-01-31 10:42  

#4  Can we just declare her loony and have her committed for a year or so now?
Posted by: DarthVader   2008-01-31 10:32  

#3  Ooops... she did it again!
Posted by: Scooter McGruder   2008-01-31 10:28  

#2  Stupidity + money is a bad combination.
(But I'm smart, so give your money to me!8)
Posted by: Spot   2008-01-31 10:14  

#1  Do everyone a favor and drive it off a cliff...
Posted by: tu3031   2008-01-31 09:27  

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