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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Terror of the skies! It's "Hil Force One"
2008-01-17
Team Clinton unveiled a new campaign plane on Wednesday -- and with it, an honorary member of the flight crew.

"My name is Hillary, and I'm so pleased to have most of you on board," Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton announced over the public address system of the 737 aircraft before it took off on its maiden voyage, from Las Vegas to Reno, shortly after 2 p.m. pacific standard time.

Welcome to Hil Force One. Or HF1, for short.
I always thought 'Broomstick One' was better ...
"FAA regulations prohibit the use of cell phones, blackberries or other wireless devices that may be used to transmit negative stories about me," Clinton said. She warned her guests -- a couple of dozen reporters, members of her Secret Service detail and several aides -- to keep their seatbelts on even after the light had been turned off. "Things can get awfully bumpy when you least expect it," she said. . . .

. . . Clinton, notoriously wary of the press, had until Wednesday avoided too much mingling with her assigned reporters, choosing mostly to fly on a separate charter, sometimes in and out of separate cities. Her decision to travel with the ink-stained masses -- albeit in the front first class section -- came as part of a broader effort of late to be more accessible, with suddenly frequent interviews, conference calls and press availabilities (including one immediately before the flight).

Still, she did not wander too far off-message, even in jest. "In the event of an unexpected drop in poll numbers this plane will be diverted to New Hampshire," she said, as reporters leaned to the center aisle to catch a glimpse. Clinton then promised to deliver her "stump speech, in its many variations," as in-flight entertainment. "We know you have choices when you fly, so we are grateful you chose the plane with the most experienced candidate."
Posted by:Mike

#8  here = her

dittos Kelly!

LOL! ~:)
Posted by: RD   2008-01-17 12:41  

#7  Lotta barf bags on Douchebag One I hope?
Posted by: tu3031   2008-01-17 12:21  

#6  oops:-))
Posted by: Kelly   2008-01-17 11:42  

#5  Saw it this morning. The chances of me voting for here have decreased from 1e-99 to 0.
AoS note: changed your pre-probability to scientific notation to avoid breaking our formatting.
Posted by: Kelly   2008-01-17 11:42  

#4  I heard they removed all things "throwable" from Hil Force One just to be safe.
Posted by: JohnQC   2008-01-17 11:07  

#3  in case of the emergency of me having another meltdown and you not being able to spin it, your seat also doubles as a floatation device.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2008-01-17 10:54  

#2  Isn't she just the sweetest? Did they begin calling it "Broomstick One"?
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2008-01-17 09:03  

#1  Fox has a vid clip of this nonsense. *gag*

she's the most insincere, unfunny POS, and given the other vacuous pretentious tools (Wexler, Schumer...) in congress, that's saying a lot
Posted by: Frank G   2008-01-17 07:11  

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