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Olde Tyme Religion
Breastfeeding fatwa ranks in world's "stupidest" polls
2008-01-03
Prophet's urine and naked sex fatwas still prominent

In three separate polls, the adult breastfeeding fatwa – Islamic ruling – went head to head with the Prophet's urine fatwa in the 2007 sweepstakes for the "stupidest" fatwas in recent memory. In a list of 'The World's Stupidest Fatwas' compiled by American Magazine Foreign Policy, adult breastfeeding, sanctioned by a professor at Al-Azhar University, ranked third.

First was the 1989 fatwa from Ayatollah Khomeini that sanctioned the killing of Salman Rushdie, the British author of The Satanic Verses, a controversial book on the origins of the Quran.

Then came the "unclothed sex" fatwa that annuls the marriage of a couple who take off all their clothes when having sex, while the third banned the Japanese Pokemon games because they encourage gambling, which is forbidden in Islam.

In fourth place was the fatwa issued by some Pakistani chieftains that polio vaccines are a Western conspiracy to spread infertility amongst Muslims.

In another poll conducted by IslamOnline.com, the breastfeeding fatwa edged out the fatwa on flogging journalists issued by Al-Azhar's Grand Imam Sheikh Sayed Tantawi and the sacredness of the prophet's urine by Egypt's Mufti Sheikh Ali Gomaa. Gomaa's statement that the prophet's apostles used to seek blessing by drinking his urine was no less provocative. Gomaa actually cited an incident when a woman drank the urine and the prophet told her "this stomach of yours will never see hell."

In May, Dr. Ezzat Atiya, head of Hadith (Prophetic Tradition) Department at Al-Azhar University, told AlArabiya.net that women should breastfeed their male co-workers so they can be alone in a closed office space. “Breastfeeding an adult man five times makes it legal for the woman to sit alone with that man at a closed workplace. This way, the woman can take off her veil in front of her work-mate without being in violation of Islamic rulings," Atiya said. After the ruling provoked outrage across the Muslim world, the university referred Atiya to a disciplinary board, which dismissed the Islamic scholar.

By that time, the fatwa had already made Muslims the laughing stock of the West and subjected girls to various types of harassment, Egyptian daily Al-Ahram reported in September. Four days after the fatwa was posted on AlArabiya.net, Atiya signed a written statement of apology to all Muslims and retracted his statement, saying it was based on a specific incident.

The former Dean of Al-Azhar's School of Shari'a (Islamic law), Sheikh Rashad Hassan Khalil, ruled in 2006 that a marriage is no longer legitimate if the couple strip naked in front of each other, while the 2001 Pokemon fatwa that started in Saudi was supported by U.A.E. scholars and condoned by the Mexican Catholic Church as work of Satan.
Posted by:ryuge

#12  The marriage must also be consummated

That is why the local Mullah (who issued the divorce) is the perfect temporary husband.

Just doing service to the faithful, looking after the flock.
Posted by: john frum   2008-01-03 19:48  

#11  It is from Hadith.

One of Mohammed's maids was thirsty and got up during the night.
Mohammed had relieved himself in a basin and she mistook this for water and drank from it.

Some of his companions considered his sweat blessed. When he washed, they would collect the runoff and bless themselves with it.

based on these recollections, the fatwa was issued. Rather pointless since Mohammed is no longer around to produce secretions and waste.
And against Sharia since human waste is considered unclean and Mohammed was just a man. These Hadith directly contradict Sharia and the fatwa is clearly invalid.
Posted by: john frum   2008-01-03 19:46  

#10  since the divorced couple can only remarry if the wife marries and then divorces.. say the local mullah.

The marriage must also be consummated -- although I don't recall that the fatwa stipulated the number of witnesses, unlike for rape.
Posted by: trailing wife   2008-01-03 19:42  

#9  Ima going out on a limb and thinking that wasn't the Profit's *urine* she was drinking...
Posted by: Seafarious   2008-01-03 17:30  

#8  Damn, when even AlArabiya and Islamonline are shitting on your fatwas, it might be time to hang up your magic turban...
Posted by: tu3031   2008-01-03 16:34  

#7  this one can come in handy...

Yep... since the divorced couple can only remarry if the wife marries and then divorces.. say the local mullah.
Posted by: john frum   2008-01-03 16:30  

#6  First was the 1989 fatwa from Ayatollah Khomeini that sanctioned the killing of Salman Rushdie, the British author of The Satanic Verses, a controversial book on the origins of the Quran.

Not "stupid", just evil. No sense trivializing this one.

Then came the "unclothed sex" fatwa that annuls the marriage of a couple who take off all their clothes when having sex,

Hmm, this one can come in handy...

Posted by: charger   2008-01-03 16:13  

#5  Id say banning Pokemon is one of the less stupid things a mullah has done.
Posted by: Liberalhawk   2008-01-03 14:22  

#4  "the sacredness of the prophet's urine "

When did this come up? Does that mean that someone was collecting the prophet's urine? More important, does that mean someone has been saving it for 1300 odd years? What kind of religion assigns sacred features to someone's body waste?

Al
Posted by: Frozen Al   2008-01-03 14:11  

#3  So Satan is making big bucks as an exec computer game programmer at konami now? I wonder if coleco knows this?

Well, strangely enuff, that's just the case. Just check the "pokemon rap" at Jeff Milner's Backmasking webpage... héhé.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2008-01-03 13:09  

#2  So Satan is making big bucks as an exec computer game programmer at konami now? I wonder if coleco knows this?
Posted by: Broadhead6   2008-01-03 13:02  

#1  Fatwa FUBAR.
Posted by: Icerigger   2008-01-03 12:35  

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