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Afghanistan
The Sun: Our Boys Blitz Taliban Bash
2008-01-01
BRITISH commandos launched a devastating blitz on the Taliban – as the evil terrorists held a party to celebrate Benazir Bhutto’s murder.

The dawn raid was staged after messages were intercepted about the sick knees-up in AfghanistanÂ’s Helmand province. Royal Marines crept into position as the fanatics partied the night away just hours after Ms Bhutto was killed in Pakistan. The bash was being held in ruined compounds a few hundred yards from Our BoysÂ’ remote base in Kajaki.

Ragtag Taliban sentries tried to hit back with machine gun fire – but stood no chance against the heroes of 40 Commando’s Charlie Company. The terrorists were pounded with mortars, rockets and heavy machine guns.

Two bloodthirsty revellers trying to creep towards Our Boys in a trench were spotted by thermal-imaging equipment – and targeted with a Javelin heat-seeking missile. The £65,000 rocket – designed to stop Soviet tanks – locked on to their body heat and tore more than a kilometer across the desert in seconds. Troop Sergeant Dominic Conway, 32 – who directed mortar rounds – grinned: “It must have had quite a detrimental effect on their morale.”
To say nothing of their life expectancy!
Ah, the understated British wit!
Sgt Conway, from Whitley Bay, Tyneside, said of the Taliban lair: “It used to be their backyard and now we’ve made it ours.”
Lovely, lovely writing. This, my friends, is combat journalism!
Posted by:Mike

#17  Yes Capn Lewis, knees-up very definitely is a party, as in "knees up Mother Brown, knees up Mother Brown, under the table you must go, ee-i-ee-i-ee-i-oh!"

The full lyrics are at the link (if you must ;)

Posted by: Tony (UK)   2008-01-01 13:48  

#16  In honor of the New Year, here's an intersting bit of British fighting spirit history.
Posted by: Scooter McGruder   2008-01-01 13:07  

#15  This is the feel-good story of the new year if'n ever there was.
Posted by: Mike   2008-01-01 13:04  

#14  Knees-up = party?
Posted by: Captain Lewis   2008-01-01 12:37  

#13  Hat tip to Sgt Conway and 40 Commando.
Posted by: Besoeker   2008-01-01 12:28  

#12  SteveS - remember, the U.S. papers don't care about their circulation going into the crapper as long as they hold to the "U.S. bad, enemies good" narrative. It's going to be fun watching them die off, one by one, complaining all the while of "right wing conspiracies." Same mindset as the Hollyweird types making movies for themselves, and the economics be damned.
Posted by: PBMcL   2008-01-01 12:25  

#11  Dang! Have you *ever* seen such a good vs evil piece in the American media? Not even a hint of the old $GOOD_NEWS but $POSSIBLE_BAD_CONSEQUENCE meme. Simply heartwarming.
Posted by: SteveS   2008-01-01 11:08  

#10  Beheading videos.
Posted by: Seafarious   2008-01-01 10:52  

#9  Hash and Opium
Posted by: 3dc   2008-01-01 10:19  

#8  Goats for everybody!
Posted by: Excalibur   2008-01-01 10:05  

#7  Young boys?
Posted by: M. Murcek   2008-01-01 09:54  

#6  Taliban partying? What can they do for partying?. No alcohol (unislamic). No music (unislamic). No laughing. (unislamic). No dancing (unislamic). No women (unislamic). What's left?
Posted by: JFM   2008-01-01 08:57  

#5  Good on ya! The British have excellent soldiers, and against 7th century freaks the results are ... well, devastating.
Posted by: DarthVader   2008-01-01 08:09  

#4  Probably used this handy guide; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geordie#Vocabulary

There are people born and bred in Newcastle that can't understand folk who live 20 miles away in Northumberland ;)
Posted by: Tony (UK)   2008-01-01 04:58  

#3  If he was a Jordie from Tyneside how did the reporter understand him?
Posted by: Jack is Back!   2008-01-01 03:53  

#2  Ack! The anticipation is killing me! How many bad guys have found useful new roles as fertilizer? Or are they still counting the body parts?
Posted by: gorb   2008-01-01 02:05  

#1  Way to go Brits! Happy new year!
Posted by: newc   2008-01-01 01:50  

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