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| -Lurid Crime Tales- | |
| "Bottom" story of the day -- literally! | |
| 2007-12-12 | |
| Police say woman pinned boyfriend to wall with buttocks A Nitro woman was arrested for allegedly fighting with her boyfriend and keeping him against his will. Constance Ann Hertel, 48, of Kanawha Avenue, had been arguing with her boyfriend for several hours Friday, and when the man tried to leave she wouldn't let him, according to a criminal complaint filed in Kanawha County Magistrate Court. According to the complaint, when the man tried to pack his belongings, Hertel came into his bedroom and threw a screwdriver at him, hitting him in the back. She also struck him in the torso with a plastic cup, the complaint said.
She was charged with domestic battery. Shouldn't that be "domestic butt-ery"? | |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #2 Baby got back? (Sorry, someone had to say it.) |
| Posted by: no mo uro 2007-12-12 17:50 |
| #1 "pinned the man against the wall with her buttocks, and ... grabbed him around the head and scratched him across the chest" Lessee - she's got him pinned with her ass, while managing to grab his head and scratch his chest.* Who the hell is she - Rubberwoman? *Which Bill Clinton would pay money for.... (except he never pays) |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2007-12-12 16:58 |