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Afghanistan
Popcorn Time: Taliban Muslim Terrorists Mistakenly Blow Themselves Up
2007-12-10
KABUL, Afghanistan — Three Taliban Muslim Terrorists go boom were killed on Friday when a roadside bomb they were planting exploded prematurely, as Afghan and foreign troops launched an operation to retake a neighboring Afghan town controlled by Taliban militants, officials said. The blast occurred in Kandahar, south of Kandahar city on a road frequently used by NATO and police forces, he said.
Would you like butter with your popcorn?
For the Taliban militants Muslim terrorists the town has became was a symbol of their ability to hold ground. Elsewhere, they employ hit-and-run attacks, or use roadside and suicide bombs to try to weaken President Hamid Karzai's authority.
Posted by:Icerigger

#10  Or the Haliburton mind control satellite that makes people confuse the green wire with the blue wire.
Posted by: Excalibur   2007-12-10 16:27  

#9  Nah, it's that invisible laser beam that overheats the explosive and makes it blow up.
Posted by: gorb   2007-12-10 16:02  

#8  Did the DoD lawyers finally approve that "dodgy" detonator plan?
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2007-12-10 13:58  

#7  How do their handlers explain this one. Will they claim allan's terrorists still get the 72 virgins and young boys?

They screwed up, do they get points for trying? I'd love to hear that bullschit speach.
Posted by: Icerigger   2007-12-10 12:51  

#6  there's got to be a more efficient way to pass out the candy when these idiots explode... i think i'll just throw it all into Barbara's Popcorn Engine so we can all have chocolate-drizzled celebratory popcorn...

...either that or put it in a piñata. The symbolism won't be lost on Rantburgers, i'm sure.
Posted by: Querent   2007-12-10 12:41  

#5  Premature ejaculation explosion? Amateurs!
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2007-12-10 11:47  

#4  You think the U.S. Army is tough? Just wait until OSHA gets on you about this. (Then comes the "employer intentional tort" claim from the families of the late deceased. And the products liability suit against Mahmoud the bombmaker.)
Posted by: Mike   2007-12-10 11:15  

#3  So hard to find good help these days. Especially in Quality Control...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-12-10 10:38  

#2  Ha ha!
Posted by: Nelson Muntz   2007-12-10 10:37  

#1  AAAHAHAHAHA!!! *SNICKER* HAHAHA!!
Posted by: DarthVader   2007-12-10 09:59  

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