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Accused flasher gives small weener defence
2007-11-29
A BRITISH man accused of being a serial flasher has told a court his genitals were very small and he would be too embarrassed to expose them. Michael Carney, 41, also showed the jury in Teeside Crown Court photographs as proof, the BBC reported.

"It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife. I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that," Carney told the court. "My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average."

The defence didn't work because the father of two from Stockton in Teesside was convicted of seven counts of outraging public decency.
Not small enough, apparently ...
The jury was then told he had five convictions for sex assaults.

The court was told Carney exposed himself to passers-by while standing naked in the front window of his home. He was also spotted naked on the driveway of his home.

Judge Brian Forster told Carney he was likely to be jailed.
Posted by:anonymous5089

#3  The court was told Carney exposed himself to passers-by while standing naked in the front window of his home.

Noting the Geraniums grow quite large at that window, he should have obviously used the photosyntheis defense.
Posted by: Besoeker   2007-11-29 14:48  

#2  So was it a felony?
No just a missed da weener
Posted by: USN,Ret.   2007-11-29 14:33  

#1  I guess Carney thought the evidence wouldn't stand up in court. It was a close call though, the jury was laughing so hysterically that they barely could convict him.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-11-29 12:29  

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