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Man uses tow truck, cable to kill self
2007-11-12
Points for originality...
PONTIAC — A 54-year-old employee of a Pontiac car repair shop apparently decapitated himself early Thursday using a cable and the thrust of his tow truck.
Yeah, probably saw it on Jackass or something...
Authorities in Livingston County released few details of the death and declined to identify the man pending notification of relatives. The manÂ’s employer called the death outside the shop a suicide.
Hey, CSI:Pontiac will be the judge of that.
The man, who had worked at S&R Route 66 Auto Center on the western edge of Pontiac for about four years, appears to have tied a cable to a sign in front of the business and the other end around his neck. Then, at about 4:30 a.m., he got inside his tow truck and popped the clutch.
...and the rest is history.
Jeff Semmens, the owner of S&R, said the man usually kept the tow truck at his house, but had been sick the last few days and left it at the shop. “He was a pretty good guy,” Semmens said. “It really freaks me out — I can’t think of why he’d want to do this.”
Well, take a minute...Anything?
Semmens had not arrived at the shop by the time police had already found the decapitated body. He said he usually gets to work around 5 a.m.
Ummmm...yeah, Mr. Semmens? Pontiac PD. Ya might wanna come in early today.
A bystander in the area called 911 at 4:27 a.m. to report a tow truck driving erratically through the S&R and neighboring parking lots along a commercial area off Illinois 116 near its junction with old Route 66. The truck careened through the S&R parking lot and adjacent Superior Gyros parking lot eastward, then struck a sign and crossed old Route 66. It went down an embankment and came to rest behind a business on the other side of the road.
Get his kicks on Route 66...but not for long.
When police arrived, they found the manÂ’s head in the S&R parking lot and his body inside the truck.
Ever seen one like this, sarge?
What's wrong with you, Mulddon?
Posted by:tu3031

#6  hmmm, I doubt the airbag woulda helped
Posted by: Frank G   2007-11-12 19:54  

#5  A bystander in the area called 911 at 4:27 a.m. to report a tow truck driving erratically

"The driver has lost his head!"
Posted by: gorb   2007-11-12 18:02  

#4  I wuz thinkin the same thing...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-11-12 16:46  

#3  GK thats probably why he killed himself
Posted by: sinse   2007-11-12 16:39  

#2  In case any one is wondering,that's Michigan 66.
US route 66, The Main Street of America, ran between Chicago and Santa Monica. Not east through Michigan.
Posted by: GK   2007-11-12 16:08  

#1  He had a road service contract with AAA but it didn't pan out; could never get ahead in the business.....
Posted by: USN,Ret.   2007-11-12 14:48  

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