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Britney prefers life without underwear
2007-10-24
Britney Spears doesn't go out in underwear because she "just doesn't like" the feel of it on her skin, a friend of the troubled pop star claims.
Oh, I don't either. I never wear drawers. In fact, I seldom wear pants. The fresh air's good for you and it prevents odor buildup.
The Toxic singer - who has been frequently pictured in public without panties on - knows it is "stupid" to go out without underwear but just doesn't feel comfortable in it.
To each his/her/its own, I guess. Most of the women I know don't feel comfortable with the world smiling back at Miss Whoopee.
Jewellery designer Tuesday Knight, who has been friends with Britney since 2003, said her decision not to wear underwear was "ridiculous".
Her decision not to wear underwear with short dresses certainly is. If she was wearing ankle-length, even calf-length skirts who'd know whether her beaver had recently been fed? But maybe that's the point...
"I've told her. I've said, 'You can't walk into a store wearing just a shirt with your underwear off, or get out of cars baring all'. I've told her that no one will take her seriously when she does this. Britney knows it's stupid, but says she just doesn't like to wear underwear. She doesn't feel comfortable with it on."
Ahah. The old "I don't gotta if I don't wanna and you can't make me so there" argument. Who can argue with that kind of reasoning?
The 25-year-old mother-of-two, who has lost custody of sons Sean Preston, two and one-year-old Jayden James to backup dancer ex-husband Kevin Federline, can't understand why people think she is a bad role model.
"Duh. I just can't unnerstan' it."
Tuesday added to In Touch Weekly magazine: "Britney has always been a good mother. I want people to know that she's the better parent - not Kevin! Britney asked me, 'Doesn't anybody get to see this part of me?'"
Not unless you habitually sit on it.
"The answer is, no, they don't. People just read about her not wearing underwear."
To be fair, we've also read about her parading around nekkid in front of the kiddies — no big thing at their age, but something to be concerned about when they're 12 — and driving around with them in her lap, which is a bigger thing nowadays and will be an even bigger problem when they're 12. And then there was the time she chopped off all her hair in a fit of pique. And the time she trashed that guy's car...
Posted by:Fred

#13  Redd Foxx always joked by innuendo until very late in his career. At which point he didn't want to feel dated so he performed the aforementioned comedy routine. I prefer the older, word-play oriented Foxx:

Redd insisted he had a relative in the Revolutionary War who fought under the slogan "DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES...!"
Posted by: borgboy   2007-10-24 16:36  

#12  Dang, can't find it on Evil Youtube! And when I search Redd Fox wash ass on Evil Google vid, I get conspiracies vids about 9/11 or the Vatican sex orgies. Foiled again.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2007-10-24 13:54  

#11  I certainly am.

[Hangs head]

[Snickers]
Posted by: Fred   2007-10-24 13:44  

#10  For those of you who've never seen it, this reminds of the very rude comedy routine by Redd Fox, "You've Gotta Wash Your Ass."

I suppose I should be very embarrassed that I know of that routine.
Posted by: xbalanke   2007-10-24 13:00  

#9  No underwear combined with a longer skirt and nobody would no the difference. She wants the press and the pity.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2007-10-24 11:04  

#8  For those of you who've never seen it, this reminds of the very rude comedy routine by Redd Fox, "You've Gotta Wash Your Ass."
Posted by: Anonymoose   2007-10-24 09:02  

#7  "She opens her mouth and you can see light!"
Posted by: Fred   2007-10-24 08:26  

#6  hope she doesn't sky dive...
Posted by: Frank G   2007-10-24 08:13  

#5  What is it about train wrecks that makes it impossible not to look?
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2007-10-24 06:55  

#4  I'd prefer life without Britney, m'self.
Posted by: Mike   2007-10-24 06:09  

#3  Doesn't anybody get to see this part of me?

Dearie, thats just the problem, we keep seeing part that we'd rather not see.

Ans I wonder where she was pointing when she said that?
Posted by: OldSpook   2007-10-24 03:26  

#2  I prefer Britney without underwear as well. Too bad she didn't learn this fashion style earlier in her career.
Posted by: danking70   2007-10-24 00:10  

#1  I've told her that no one will take her seriously...

Ima thinkin' that train done left the station.
Posted by: SteveS   2007-10-24 00:06  

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