The White House is looking at deterring the Iranian nuclear program with new sanctions. What measures have been proposed?Cutting off two-thirds of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's name any time he is mentioned in the press
So his name matches his stature, I suppose.
Revoking the country's membership in the axis of evil
Ceasing production of monogrammed "U.S. & Iran: A Perfect Match" matchbooks
Miss America not including Iran on world tour
Jesse Jackson to be sent, without an interpreter, to negotiate
I like this one best because it will have the most positive effect of all the proposed sanctions. For us, anyway.
Copyrighting the phrase "The Great Satan" and suing Iran every time it is used to refer to U.S.
For a million-billion-trillion ... Euros.
Putting restrictions on how much Iran is allowed to hate the U.S. at any given moment
Will stop selling them uranium