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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Alabama Grandma Gets Jail For Prostitution
2007-09-21
Another "Great Moment in the History of White Trash".
Pics at the link. View them if you dare....
FORT PAYNE, Ala. -- A 62-year-old grandmother arrested in a prostitution sting in Fort Payne has begun serving a two month jail sentence. Last night, a Fort Payne municipal judge sentenced Mary Clark Duncan to 180 days, but suspended all but 60 days of the jail term.
Mmmmmmmmmm...jail pancakes!
Duncan's daughter, Theresa Duncan, was also arrested August first.
Shares her mama's purty smile...
The mother and daughter were arrested Aug. 1, after they allegedly both agreed to have sex with an undercover officer for $30 -- at $15 each.
Theys the hiest priced escourts in Fert Payne...
Fort Payne Police Chief David Walker said the sting was carried out after his office received several tips that the women were engaged in illicit activities.
Guess they's sum really herny guys in Fert Payne...
“Prostitution is not something we see a lot of in the Fort Payne area,” Walker told The Times-Journal.
From the looks of these two beauties, I can see why...
WARNING: Pix at the site are not for the faint of heart or the delicate of digestion.
“However, we are glad that something of this nature was brought to our attention, and were able to put an end to this operation.”
For the good of mankind.
There were two men at the home at the time of the arrest, including Teresa DuncanÂ’s estranged husband and Mary DuncanÂ’s son. No charges have been filed against the men, Walker said, according to The Times-Journal.
We's here jus in case sum soopermodels shows up lookin fer sum acshun...
Posted by:tu3031

#14  Mary Clark Duncan = Jerry Glanville? Tell me I'm wrong, I dare ya
Posted by: Frank G   2007-09-21 22:55  

#13  Please, oh please, oh please, Lord. Don't let this be the start of some GILF internet meme.
Posted by: SteveS   2007-09-21 22:44  

#12  This might explain the attraction. This story is linked right off of the "Alabama Grandma" link!
Posted by: gorb   2007-09-21 16:40  

#11  I still remember this one old cop's three golden rules of hookers....

1) If she looks like hell and has bad hair, she's the real deal.

2) If she looks like hell and has great hair, it's a pre-op tranny with a wig.

3) If she looks pretty good, has good hair and doesn't smell bad, she's an undercover cop.

Yes, I have seen far worse looking than these two busted and paraded into the precinct. You 'burgers really don't wanna know what critters someone will pay $20 for.
Posted by: Swamp Blondie   2007-09-21 16:15  

#10  According to Ladder Theory, there are only three types of women:

1. Those a man would have sex with.

2. Those a man would have with drunk, and tell his friends.

3. Those a man would have sex with drunk, and not tell anyone.


Nowhere in Ladder Theory is there an explanation for why men would pay to have sex with these two ... in the same lifetime let alone the same day!


Baffling ...
Posted by: Beau   2007-09-21 15:59  

#9  Why why why why why why..... OMG!

why why why why why
am I so damn weakly that I clicked that Link..

/tu, someday when youse least..

~:)
Posted by: Red Dawg   2007-09-21 15:27  

#8  paper bags, bags. plural, you want multi layer protection in the event of a rip.
coyote ugly comes to mind. and that's the daughter, mom looks like 30 miles of bad country road.......
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2007-09-21 14:41  

#7   Ohhh my eyes, I looked....$30 is way too much.

You mean "not enough"...they'd have to pay me at least $50. And that's if they supply the paper bag to put over my head in case one of my friends caught me.
Posted by: Erk   2007-09-21 14:38  

#6  Ohhh my eyes, I looked....$30 is way too much.
Posted by: whitecollar redneck   2007-09-21 13:45  

#5  Nah, they polly wanted to roll some John for his wallet and took the lesser rap.
Posted by: Bobby   2007-09-21 12:18  

#4  Fort Payne Police Chief David Walker said the sting was carried out after his office failed to receive scheduled payments on a timely basis.received several tips that the women were engaged in illicit activities.

Fixed that fer ya.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2007-09-21 11:19  

#3  I guess I should be thankful I viewed this before lunch, and not after.
Posted by: IG-88   2007-09-21 11:18  

#2  Simply NOT the sort of "mother-daughter" action I want to see or think about...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2007-09-21 11:12  

#1  The mother and daughter were arrested Aug. 1, after they allegedly both agreed to have sex with an undercover officer for $30 -- at $15 each.

Not exactly a Heidi Fleiss. I've been through Fort Payne. I think it is the home of the country group "Alabama."
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-09-21 10:10  

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