News about my assassination are not true and misleading, said Sudanese First Vice President Salva Kiir Mayardit on Sunday.
He refuted local media news regarding his assassination, saying that these rumors were a hideous attempt to disrupt peace in Sudan.
| "Yes, you are! It sez so right here! Now, lay down!" |
The Sudanese National Congress party would put an end to these rumors, exclaimed Nayardit, urging all citizens to unite.
| "Oh, yeah? Could a dead guy do this?" |
Rumors about the First Vice President's assassination led most citizens to take tight precautions fearing that clashes between northern and Southern Sudanese would erupt similar to the August 2005 incidents after the death of former Vice President John Garang in a plane crash.
| "Whoa! Now, that's impressive! Lemme see that again!" |
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