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| UK to require English tests for immigrants |
| 2007-09-10 |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #4 #2 Reminds me of this gem from Chris Rock which is a common sense guide for dealing with the police! :-) |
| Posted by: gorb 2007-09-10 16:30 |
| #3 Ham sandwich and a pint of bitter. |
| Posted by: Excalibur 2007-09-10 09:05 |
| #2 Immigrant guide to Useful English Phrases. Indigenous Culture: This page intentionally left blank. Earning money: "Gimme ma benefit" "I will be persecuted by the people I tried to murder" Dealing with the Police: "Itz ma ooman rites!" "RACIST!" "Izit cuz i iz black?!" |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2007-09-10 08:40 |
| #1 Screw the English test. Require a "ham sandwich" test. |
| Posted by: gorb 2007-09-10 04:13 |